Hi, I'm new here, cool stuff you got going here. I made 3 comics, I hope I'm not being a whore or anything. Its a new series titled "Cthulhu and Ned" which tells the adventures of Cthulhu, supreme god, deity, alien...thing. And of course Ned, your everyday American. Hope you like 'em.

Cthulhu and Ned by Neohunter 9-07-05

Which one caused the apocalypse?! ... AMERICA. FUCK YEAH What...what the hell happened? d00d we pwn3d some n00bs 1337 style! I guess we'll never know .... ......AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

Cthulhu and Ned #2: Road Idiots by Neohunter 9-07-05

The last remaining city in the world Goddammit Ned, why did you destroy Earth! All that's left is this cliche dystopian society that is being harassed by post-apocalyptic biker gangs who need the fuel inside this city! Aren't you like some powerful alien deity god thing? Figure it out man...god...deity...thing. What the hell are you? Hmm... Hmm? Hold on, let me check wikipedia. -_-

Cthulhu and Ned #3: Messiah? by Neohunter 9-07-05

While everyone else is rationing food for their new post-apocalyptic enviroment... You! What are you doing, we need to ration those...wha...that isn't food! ARE THOSE PORNO MAGS? HEY MAN. BACK OFF. I GOT A GUN. I WILL SHOOT YOU. ...dude are you serious? I'm a fucking deity alien god thing. So like...if I shoot you, you'll come back to life a few days later or something? ...Do I look like Jesus? Hmm...no your right, he's much taller. And he sure as hell ain't blue.

The third one is a good start. Work a bit on the punchlines. Otherwise welcome to the site

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I dumb :D

I liked the second two, especially the third. Good so far.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Thanks for the advice and comments. I made another. It'll make a lot of sense if you read the first one.

Cthulhu and Ned #4: It is inevitable by Neohunter 9-07-05

Ok Ned, I figured out how we can fix this. All we have to do is go back into the point in time when you decided to destroy the world...for whatever reason...and NOT TOUCH ANYTHING for about 5 minutes. Alright sounds good. Make it happen pasta man. Yes, it worked! Amazing! AMERICA PREVAILS! Two minutes later ... AMERICA. FUCK YEAH.

Oh and is there a limit to how many comics we can make a day? Because I gotta say, I feel like making 10 more o_O.

The only limit is how many cocks Jenna Jameson can fit into her gash at one time and science is working on that right now.

Best of luck to you and Ned and the alien deity thing.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Jenna Jameson looks better in clothing

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I agree.

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Clothes definetly make her look better...

Anyway, another comic. Hopefully we can comment how good/bad they are and not how good Jenna Jameson looks in clothing.

Cthulhu and Ned #5: Douche Ex Machina by Neohunter 9-07-05

A conversation with Xenos the Robot I don't know what went wrong Xenos, I freakin transport me and Ned back in time and somehow, the world still ends. Perhaps it is destiny that has called you here? God has some kind of plan for you? Cthulhu talks to God ASSHOLE! F U So what happened? You talk to God or something? Yeah. He's such a dick.

That's better, use less narrations. in the future if you become a donor it's a pain in the ass to go back and fix all the shit. I have a few hundred to go through myself before i got the hang of this shizat

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I had a few to fix too, but I had only done 50 so it was only a missing question mark or other punctuation, and two early titles which didn't fit into the naming scheme (start with capital letter, the rest are lower-case).

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Last two for today, thanks to everyone who read and commented. Should be plenty more tomorrow for you to read.

Cthulhu and Ned #6: The Nephew by Neohunter 9-07-05

Finally, I find you Cthulhu! And to think, I thought the world ending had done you in. I can complete my mission now and get the mad loot. Ugh, please, now is not the time. Holy shit! UNLCE, IT IS I, REGINALD! Oh crap, its my nephew...

Cthulhu and Ned #7: Wands, Wings, and Things by Neohunter 9-07-05

Ugh, your not gonna believe who's here. *sigh* Just tell me. You remember my nephew? He's kind of the reason your a small blue man attached to a blue horse with an American flag added for good measure. HOLY CRAP, I GOTTA HID- Hahahahahaha It'd be nice if he transformed me into my original self for once.

great wikipedia joke.

nice "Team America" references...

could do with a lot less exposition.

but short of that, you deliver teh funnay.

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I made more comics yesterday, forgot to post them. Just to click on them to view them. Thanks.

New comic series, putting Cthulhu and Ned on hold for a little bit.

Dante's Inferno #1: WTF by Neohunter 9-09-05

Uhhh, is it morning already?

i liked them. though i thought you should have milked the alien god thing for a bit more since it was funny

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great wikipedia joke.

nice "Team America" references...

could do with a lot less exposition.

but short of that, you deliver teh funnay.

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