Let's make a deal by yeahyeahbabygo 9-08-05

Hey Steve, got anything to trade for a hammer and a nail? Well, by the looks of it you've got your stupid stick man cooties all over them already... They're not worth shit now. Hey c'mon man I was just joking, no need to get upset. Ok now you're just being a fucking baby.

Everyone uses stickman to start. It's hard to make him funny becasue all new peeps use him. Did i mention all newbies use him?

Anyway WELCOME

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I dumb :D

Hey, I used him in my first.

But back on topic, I liked the strip.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

I haven't used him.

Funny comic.

the hammer in head punchline has been done to death, but you had no way of knowing that. other than that it was well written and funny, and i'm not just saying that so you'll blow me

so, you'll blow me?

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what if nigger meant kite

That was one of the better uses of the nail-in-head guy.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

good work it's funny

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

nicely done.

post more.

i command it.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

quote:

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the hammer in head punchline has been done to death, but you had no way of knowing that. other than that it was well written and funny, and i'm not just saying that so you'll blow me

so, you'll blow me?

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But before that blow mandingo.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Thanks for the positive feedback. Here's another, not as funny as the first, but whatever.

Creep by yeahyeahbabygo 9-09-05

Hey Sam, wanna play some fetch wi..... ...Is this a bad time?... Ok give me a call when you're done creeping everyone out.

Tee-hee-hee.

Winner by yeahyeahbabygo 9-09-05

HA! You blinked! I won! You're an asshole.

Not ANOTHER "dog-calling-the-default-asian-girl-creepy" gag again. Is it just me, or do newbies ALWAYS make those?

Wait...nevermind...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Marty's a dick by yeahyeahbabygo 9-09-05

Yo Marty , my main robot man! how's it..............You know even though you're the same colour as the door I can still see you.

Better, you have funnyness

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I dumb :D

The letter thing by killcake200505 9-10-05

THIS GUY JUST GOT A LETTER. I have stolen all of your possessions and family members

Weird coincidence or savage hoax?

Directions by catch_a_cold 9-10-05

I'm feel so sad..... I know! Wait here, I'll be right back! I wonder what he'll give me?.... I'm back! Is this how you use it?....It kinda hurts.... Yeah...That's what it says....

Both first posts, both in the list of the latest 20 non-donor comics. Conspiracy, or epidemic?

...weird coincidence... it's an easy joke and can be good for a starter.

BTW : this is my first comic.

Orange Soda : Break by finn34 2-06-01

look it's not working out. i think we should take a break. see other people. you know. don't be mad. it's not you, it's me. can i at least get my amy grant records back?

notice, no explodingdog guy, no "nail in the head" joke.

although, it is a strange bestiality joke...

not EVERYBODY does it. just some.

it is an interesting coincidence, though. might be worth researching.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

My first:

Protosquid 1: Lightsbulbous by 0401040 3-09-05

Do you have any money I could buy a new shirt with? I don't have any money, sorry. Oh. Well, do you know where I could get some from then? My shoelaces are untied... Hello?! Are you even listening to me? Look kid, I'm busy.

No nail-hammering. It appeared a few times in Protosquid, but never as a punchline, and it was in-character self-harming.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

yay protosquid funnee

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I dumb :D

What's really wrong with this picture? by 25cents 9-10-05

guess what? I decided to go vegan!!! yeah, i figure that i might as well just do my part to save the animals.. i hate you so much right now. ...

And BOOM, another first comic with nail in the head guy! Three in one day and I'm not even trying.

Sikanje u prazno ! by Brihtol 9-11-05

Kdur sika in ... Pa ka' ti mislš ? Da boš dle k jest ?! Ja itak ! sika... Jest si lhk cvek zabijem u glavo, pa bom še zmer! Ka pa ti ? Ne upaš, ne upaš ! je bumbar ! Kaj da ne ! Lej.. (bam bam bam) Mene pa boli kurac, zate in za lanski snejg !