Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 9-10-05

Welcome to the health and human services commission. Thanks for waiting 6 hours, can I help you? I love America! Land of the thing, home of the other thing! Riiiight... Even though I work full-time at slightly above minimum wage, I'm poor and sick. Can I have some food and go to the doctor? Sure, just fill out these thirty pages of intrusive questions, show me three forms of photo identification, your birth certificate, wait two months and go fuck yourself. There's only a 15 day waiting period to buy a gun.

When I wrote that punchline, I actually checked Texas state gun laws to see if the often mentioned "15 day waiting period" was true for my state. Turns out that was just the TV filling my head with nonsense. I thought everyone had a 15 day waiting period for some reason.
Turns out Texas has NO waiting period. Zero. Crime of passion, here I come!
And only ten hours of training to carry a concealed weapon! If I plan this right, I'm a week and a half away from double shoulder holsters everywhere I go. Rock.

Keep them on your belt underneath a trenchcoat so you can do that cool double-cross-body draw thing while your coat flares.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

a 0 day waiting period for guns and New Orleaners coming in droves to Texas

Texas helipad anyone?

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what if nigger meant kite