The Casuiistries-9/10/05 by LeviAJones 9-10-05

Hey, will you hold my thinger while I pee? This is the girl's bathroom. I'm not gay.

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It's a good start, welcome to the site...

Stay for a while

STAY FOREVER!! MWAAHHAHAHA *cough* HAHAHAHAHA

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I dumb :D

"that's not funny"

you are so right.

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Didn't make me laught but..

Welcome to the strip creator.

even less funny

The Casuiistries-9/11/05 by LeviAJones 9-11-05

No luck, duder. Can't you try anything else? This is my last chance to feel right. There just isn't a big market for Gay Fisting and Shitting Zombie Porn.

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*blinks*...kinda gross and nonfunny.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

zombie fisting is SO 1999.

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that's the point. this is social commentary on the loss of jobs as a result of internet fads in porn. i know two guys with loose assholes who were intentionally zombified in order to meet the niche and have been out of work since 2000.

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that's the point. this is social commentary on the loss of jobs as a result of internet fads in porn. i know two guys with loose assholes who were intentionally zombified in order to meet the niche and have been out of work since 2000.

It's all the tentacle monsters taking the jobs. The hard-working zombies are all getting metaphorically shafted because of these tentacle monster immigrants coming in and working for pennies to the dollar.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

go see the movie if you don't think this strip is offensive

The Casuiistries-9/12/05 by LeviAJones 9-12-05

I don't get it. Well, first my character fist fucked the family dog, then shit in his mother's mouth, I only got half way through castrating my dad when my sister gagged herself on his dick and puked in my face. That's disgusting. What game is this? The Aristocrats.

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I "LOL'd" at all of them. Good job Levi.

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It's all the tentacle monsters taking the jobs. The hard-working zombies are all getting metaphorically shafted because of these tentacle monster immigrants coming in and working for penises to the dollar.

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i think they're a good start for you first comics. just okay funnywise, but well written

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what if nigger meant kite

why thank you... i didnt want to be too funny out of the gate... thats too much pressure to keep being funny... i'd rather just be well spoken and as someone said "kinda gross"... hahah but seriously, thanks for all the replies

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zombies and porn how can it not be amusing

Actually the Casuiistries made me chuckle.

they were ok.

light bulb joke by arbi 9-12-05

How many lesbian-feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!! Thanks, we'll be here all week. Stay away from the veal.

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woof

why thank you... i didnt want to be too funny out of the gate... thats too much pressure to keep being funny...

*looks over shoulder, paranoid*

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what if nigger meant kite

You've got some potential, but that's worse than being funny right off the bat because people expect you to get better.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

some people complained that my strip was too gross and somewhat degrading to women, so I hope this can begin to heal those wounds...

The Casuiistries-9/13/05 by LeviAJones 9-13-05

Mr. Brown, can I get some advice? Sure, Jim. I've been meaning to touch base with you. Well, last night, my girlfriend told me she needed me in her life because her father was never there and that she would do anything to stay with me. That's pretty heavy. What did you do? Fucked her in the ass.

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I liked the last one

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

no swears or sexual references?! nope, just making fun of hippie college kids

The Casuiistries-9/14/05 by LeviAJones 9-14-05

Welcome to the Karma Cafe, brah. Would you care for some soy water today? Uh, no thanks. I'm actually here to see if you're hiring. Let me go check, brah. I don't think that's on the menu, brah.

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fuckin' newbies.

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BuTtSeChZ

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i think i just ROFLed myself.

ewwww.

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