Hey check this first one i made and then look at the rest of the comics i've made. or don't.

Officer Rock Harter NJPD. by cokemirror 9-09-05

One afternoon in Newark, NJ, Officer Rock Harter on a routine traffic stop... Sorry, to pull you over ma'am but you were being asian in a 45 zone. what are you talking about?! WHO TAUGHT YOU ENGLISH?! huh?! I can't even stand to look at your red China face. Where's your rice hat? [unintelligible ching chong chatter]

enjoy!

Three words: What. The. Fuck.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

vaguely annoyed by the racism, but immensely amused by the phrase "ching chong chatter"

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

this may be... this may be the funniest comic i ever read

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Cut Throat Freak Show

no, this is.

TEH BEST COMIC EVAR!!!1one by finn34 10-27-03

wait for it.. wait for it..... i am dying!!

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

i stand by my original statement.

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Cut Throat Freak Show

Melty the Snowman by squidrabies 8-22-02

HI MELTY LET GO TO THE JUNGLE OH THE JUNGLE BUT I MELT !!! I KNOW !!! HAHAHAHA !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

If funny were a cobra, it woulda bit you just now! BITE!

p.s. "I can't even stand to look at your red China face. Where's your rice hat?" Bahahahaha!

thanks for the kind words, and as for the racism thing, it's always been funny to me how ignorant people are and the things they say to hurt people are ridiculous. this is a play on that. not any worse than anything you'd see on family guy or strangers with candy, so you can feel better about laughing now. thanks again!

good shit...mongo like

twas a funny one

twas, twas

more racism please, i usually have to fulfill the majority of the quota by myself

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what if nigger meant kite

It would have been funnier if in the end she had said something like "But I'm Hawaiian!" or something like that.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.