i said you could borrow my jacket; not have it! also, i want my hat back.

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Cut Throat Freak Show

If your brother asks to borrow your coat, give him your cloak as well.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

But if he asks to borrow your lips, be suspicious. Trust me.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

you can have your hat back when you pry it from my cold dead fingers

say Thursday? 3ish?

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what if nigger meant kite

Is it an ass-hat?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You can have your jacket back when you return my gloves!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You can have your shit back when i'm good and DONE with it....

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I dumb :D

Did you ever notice that when you lend someone a book, videotape, or CD, they just assume that you're giving it to them?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You mean you want those back?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Can I borrow your lips? I need them to blow me.

k thx

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What others say about boorite!

Sorry, I burned them.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Just like you burned my emotions!

BURN'D!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

And she burned Burt Reynold's left nipple after I let her borrow it. :( There went the completion of my celebrity left nipple collection.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

For maximum effect, you should leave those burning nipples on top of the roof at Rammstein's place. I might be late to this, but I heard they're pretty negligent about burning objects on their roof, re: water and such.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Can I borrow your lips? I need them to blow me.

k thx

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Spankling, can I borrow your sex doll tonight?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Can I borrow your ass?

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What others say about boorite!

He still has 2 other perfectly good nipples. Take one of those. They'll never know it's not his left nipple, gooooooooooosh.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Sorry, that belongs to Noonie.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Our housemate Quentin had a bitch of a girlfriend for over a year. When they first got together he lent her his very nice leather jacket because she was cold. She kept it, said he gave it to her, and wouldn't give it back.

Sign of things to come.

Finally, after a protracted fucked up relationship, he came home one night wearing his leather jacket. Bec and I looked at each other, then said, "Uh, Quentin, something you want to tell us?"

True story.

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levi, hat jokes aren't funny to me right now, TAKE IT BACK!!!!!

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BuTtSeChZ

Years ago bunner gave a leather jacket to the daughter of one of my friends. She was about 17 at the time and crazy about bunner, who was about 42.
The jacket had a zipper pouch across the back of the neck, and when I lost contact with bunner for awhile and whenever I'd go visit my friend her daughter (god luv 'er) would get the jacket out, unzip the pouch, and say "want to smell Arthur?" because his scent lingered on the leather for years. True sexy story. :)

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Yay pheromones!

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bump to kill blt thread

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I dumb :D