howdy. i'm pretty sure that this is the coolest thing on the internet - but i'm poor, and so donations'll have to wait. just wanted to introduce myself - my name is sam and i'm 22. i drink too much, as my friends never fail to point out. i'm a secondary education major, trying to teach physics and minor in japanese. my GPA isn't exactly what legends are made of.

let the flaming begin.

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BuTtSeChZ

wrong forum

now it is.

I read all of your comics. They started out crappy, then got a little better each time. The very last ones were starting to get pretty good.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

sam, you lovely young man... i'm adding you to my favorites

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Cut Throat Freak Show

haven't read your comics, but welcome.

decided on a forum regular you want to blow yet? its a little ritual we do here called, 'someday they'll choose mandingo'

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what if nigger meant kite

i'd like to mention that i'll blow anyone for e-cred.

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BuTtSeChZ

Blowing anybody here will only get you an e-STD.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i'm convinced that i'm jesus.

i've had so much sex...not having 1 std or child...i'm gonna try walking on Lake New Orleans soon.

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BuTtSeChZ

Giving blowjobs for e-cred is mandingo's job. Sorry for the let down.

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obscenity filter is off

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i'm convinced that i'm jesus.

i've had so much sex...not having 1 std or child...i'm gonna try walking on Lake New Orleans soon.

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its also my passion

not that you pay child support for any of us

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what if nigger meant kite

dude im new so if anyone likes my comics email me plz OR YOU CAN FUCK OFF

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Hawk

guess i'll fuck off then

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

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Okay, that's just lazy.

Most of your comics I don't like. But I would give you a handjob for "You're not witty". Not that you'll be able to take me up on the offer seeing as though you're only reading incoming emails.

Guess your handjob goes to mandingo. Someone's gotta take care of the guy.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

yeah, i'm kinda just gettin started.

they'll get better once i start relating them to my real life.

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BuTtSeChZ

Forgive the oversight comment about email. I was rushing through the topic and confused you with the post from Hawkdarato.

Must have been thinking about that madingo handjob too hard.

Don't be down about not getting rave reviews from folks starting out. It was only after I stopped making strips that were only funny to a handful of folks that know me in real life that I started getting praise.

And blowjobs from board members.

And somebody's tongue in my butthole the last time I came here.

Wierd. Just a wet feeling then nothing. Turned to look but whoever it was was gone.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

That was the SC mascot Ratty the Dog.

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I dumb :D

Check youself for ticks if it really was Ratty...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

GOD BLESS YOU ON THIS DAY

i couldn't agree more. try not to care about the stars either. most of the people i'd give 5 are hovering around 2 or 3, Chuckaduck being a good example and i would have said that even pre handjob

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what if nigger meant kite