God: Year One by squidrabies 9-14-05

I just thought of something funny... BLORT! Oops.

When I made this I thought it would make a funny series. I was hoping you guys would make some "God: Year One" comics so I can enjoy them too. I'm still hoping that.

God: Year One by squidrabies 9-14-05

It's like a test of faith, see? Go on now.. Into the ground with you. Asshole.

You have funnyness!

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I dumb :D

i loled pretty hard @ your comics.

keep up the god - i mean - good work!

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God: Year One by squidrabies 9-14-05

Hi, I'm here to audition for "cow"? Okay, what we're going for here is dumb and full of milk. But edgy, you know? Go ahead, dazzle me. Ahem. Moop. Next!

God: Year One by squidrabies 9-14-05

I'll call you Adam. This paradise shall be your home. But know this... never partake of the forbidden-- You know what? Let's lose the suit. I think it's too soon to let you pick out your own clothes. Aw man!

squidrabies, you did it again! you a genius, nigga!

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Cut Throat Freak Show

God: Year One by squidrabies 9-14-05

Hiya. Hi, I'm God. Two universes over, next to the copier. Sup? Chillin'. Cool, cool. So I heard you went with external genitalia. Yeah. Everytime I look at Adam I laugh my ass off. Especially when he runs. I gave my guy a wet, spongy sack that glows. You gotta see it, it's hilarious.

Come on, someone else do some. Don't make me pout. That leads to moping.

God: Year One by squidrabies 9-14-05

Soooo, Adam.. I've been meaning to have a talk with you about your job performance. My what? You're doing super, really. But, I expected a little more from you than eating, sleeping and looking at animals. Think you can punch it up a little? Like how? I eat fruit because it grows on trees, I sleep because I get sleepy and I look at animals because they move around in front of me. You're not even trying. To do what?!

God: Year One by squidrabies 9-14-05

Grunt. Eek. Oop. Thppt. If this whole people thing doesn't work out, how would you guys like a promotion?

God: Year One by HCRoyall 9-14-05

Hey, umm... about that Eve thing you made for me... What about her? I'm just not digging the whole 'boobies' thing. I'd like her a lot better if she looked like me. I knew it was too soon to add the homo gene to the mix.

Howzzat?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Jesus : Year One by finn34 9-14-05

So, then, you go down and you say "Holy shit! I'm the son of God!" And then they kill you. To make them believe in me more. How the fuck did I get talked into this?

because you never can be too much of a heretic.

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God: Year One by squidrabies 9-14-05

Here's the deal, Eve. I made you from Adam's rib so you can show him a good time. That's harassment. Whatever. There's only one rule. You guys can do anything you want, but don't eat the apples. Ooh yeah, I so want your stupid apples. I can't go on living unless I eat a dumbass apple. What a cunt. I want an apple.

and another one.

God : Year One (Apologies to Bill Hicks) by finn34 9-14-05

Oh crap! I fucking left pot everywhere. I never should've smoked that joint on the 5th day... If I leave pot all over the place, people will think that they have to smoke it. Damn it, now I'm gonna have to create Republicans.

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God: Year One by squidrabies 9-15-05

You are so cute. Oink. Of all the different animals I've made, you're my favorite. Oink oink. I want to carve out and fry up strips of your belly and eat them. Whoa, I didn't do shit to you, man.

God: Year One by HCRoyall 9-15-05

I'll call you a rabbit... ... and you a penguin... ... and I don't know what I was smoking when I made you...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

that series is super awesome, mad calamari. my contribution(s) to come

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what if nigger meant kite

God: Year One ((based on a squidrabies comic)) by mandingo 9-15-05

wait a minute who built the barn?

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what if nigger meant kite

God: Year One by mandingo 9-15-05

don't look at me i built the swimming pool

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what if nigger meant kite

God: Year One by mandingo 9-15-05

nope i built the skimmer

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what if nigger meant kite

God: Year One by mandingo 9-15-05

oink oink

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what if nigger meant kite

God: Year One (a la mandingo) by HCRoyall 9-15-05

I admit it. It was I who built the barn. But I haven't gotten around creating the Amish yet. ...er...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

study for east of eden, year one by arbi 9-14-05

i, the lord of hosts, have decided to give you a companion. adam, meet steve.  yo  woof if we can hire some decent writers, the two of you will have many zany adventures. we got you a primo sunday slot. how do ya like them apples?

study for east of eden, year one, v2. by arbi 9-15-05

god's not sure yet who should play steve, or even adam. tithe generously to brad@paypal.moc with your votes

cowabunga, year one by arbi 9-15-05

i wonder what we should call that round thing in the sky moon i've been experiencing new feelings lately moo'd how would negation be expressed? nay

Dr Dr Quackenbush MD, PhD, year one by arbi 9-15-05

i'll put some mountains over here i've invented the zebra.. needs work Oh hello oh great, now god thinks he's a doctor

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woof

God: Year One by squidrabies 9-15-05

I am great, I am good, everyone thank me for your... the fuck?! Glorg. What the hell is this? I didn't make this. Spoo. Hey, looks like those sit-ups have been paying off. I just took the biggest dump of my life.