Fucking robots and their bias against carbon-based life-forms.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Sea-monkeys don't care about chicken fried chicken. Bastards.

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obscenity filter is off

And every large human-based city has sheer hatred against giant monsters. When will it all stop?!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

i don't care about when it will stop

its good clean fun!

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what if nigger meant kite

When every last one of those rampaging, radioactive freaks is dead!

Giant monsters killed my grandma.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Dolph Lundgren's radioactive crab titties frightened my cats.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

no, that was me.

you should've have seen the look on her face!

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what if nigger meant kite

"Look, if anything, I care too much about the organic creatures. Stay off the drugs, and stop all the downloading. Your pal, Prime"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Tee-hee-hee!

optimus prime is jewish!

You call these bagels?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

bump to kill blt thread

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I dumb :D

The Flying Spaghetti Monster hates Optimus Prime.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Kayne West will save us all from the tyranny of Optimus Prime.

Optimus Prime is a sanctimonious bastard. I'm voting Decepticon.

I'm a supporter of the Autobots, but their current candidate is way too far behind the times. They need to nominate someone more in touch with the little people, like Bumblebee, or Smokescreen.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Vote for an Autobot who will kick butt and take names.
Vote Cliffjumper.

Or Wheeljack -- he was always my favorite.

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This is not my empire.

JAZZ DAM YOU!

JAZZ WAS THE BEST!

Starscreams voice was annoying

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I dumb :D

hooked on energon, eh?

we have a confessed addict here, why is there no controversy?

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Because he never inhaled.

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This is not my empire.

I see organic people.

I see them all the time, and they don't even know they're organic.

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