This is a comic about a guy on another board and his dog. It written in west Indian patois.

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

1. If you cut and paste the URL of your comics into your posts, it will show the comic in the post itself. I don't know where you got the idea that you have to make an image out of them...

2. Um...I'm having trouble finding the humour in these poorly spelt and grammertized comics of yours. Could you please point me in the right direction.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

i'm guessing this is a warning against illiteracy

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Cut Throat Freak Show

i liked them, though all the reading made me hope for slightly funnier punchlines

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what if nigger meant kite

I got tired of reading all the patois and just started looking at the pictures.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I puzzled at the word "patois", then remembered what it meant and hit the back button.

R34d1ng dat sh1zzl3 izzaz fun 2 r34d az inn3rn3t patwah.
P34c3 0ut, b1zn00chizzZZZzZZzzz!!!!!!!!!!111

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1. If you cut and paste the URL of your comics into your posts, it will show the comic in the post itself. I don't know where you got the idea that you have to make an image out of them...

2. Um...I'm having trouble finding the humour in these poorly spelt and grammertized comics of yours. Could you please point me in the right direction.

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1. No, only here. anywhere else you need to use img tags.

2. White people are different in many ways from West Indian humor, mainly in the fact that we are people and not regional jokes.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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1. No, only here. anywhere else you need to use img tags.

2. White people are different in many ways from West Indian humor, mainly in the fact that we are people and not regional jokes.

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This is another character, Puppah Cadbury. Telling people about Sound system history that he confuses with bible stories. If you dont get it, it is not for you, so fuck you.

Sound Histry. by chopper 9-14-05

WELCOME TO SOUND SYSTEM HISTRY WITH PUPPAH CADBURY: Dis ah Puppah Cadbury Man blessed lemme tell unno youths wha gwan wid jesus. Me an jesus use to par ah England lang lang time ago zeen. Jesus was a dreadlocks youth him did born ah Brixton from one gyal name Marissa. Him was a good youth use to play pon a sound called Almighty Hi Power dem times yuh had Jesus ah MC... "All a di man weh naah support no Battyman, dem tune yah request fe the I them, Come dung wid it Buju, cha!" Dem times SAXON was just ah juggling sound Papa Levy and dem man was upcoming youths so dem never buck up Jesus sound. Jesus did murda nuff sounds left and right. Now its kinda sketchy fe Puppah Cadbury Man get fe find out de Jewish bredda and de Roman bredda dem accused Jesus ah playin splice tunes and trick people. Cadbury Man did sorry when me hear wha happen to jesus me nah lie. Cadbury Man me have some cassette ah Jesus when him play sound if any youth interested uno link me zeen. Dis ah Cadbury man blessed

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Sound sistim histry part 2 by chopper 9-15-05

Sound System Histry part 2 Blessed this is Puppah Cadbury blessed. Yes mi know bout foundation tune. One time me and one dread name Daniel mek one move guh dung a one club name Jericho. But when we reach, di gatesman seh wi cyaan come in thru say them have dress code, an mi did say the man well grudge a well dress man like meself, but him have shotgun pon him back so me an Daniel go. So we dey a Daniel yard, and him tell him gal go fe de chalwa, and mi an di bredren siddung and reason. Afta a while this rudeboy name Mac Truck sey him a go fe him gun dem and nuff people falla. Daniel say him noo too like the way things a gwaan, seen, so him start pack up him speaker and ting pon him truck back,him pickney did help too, and him sey wi fi go back a Jericho Mack truck and him posse si wah gwaan and jus tek a seat a di truck wid dem gun pon safety.Dis time around the Gateman ah act like him a di big man, but him neva see when Daniel pickney connect .. di speaker and turn dem to full blast. Daniel tell me fe tek di mic an mc and then he play "visit a di King Selassie I" til Jericho wall all a crumble. Mi tyell yu dem ol time dance gwaan wickid...

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

Fuck me.

I got tired of reading all the patios again, but I like the name "Puppah Cadbury."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

If these comics are made to be funny and you don't care what we think, why did you insult horribly when told your comics are bad.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

If these comics are made to be funny and you don't care what we think, why did you insult horribly when told your comics are bad.

Attack is a good way of defense too.

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

By the way Puppah cadbury is on his way to being a REAL cartoon character in a magazine soon, so I dont really need to care. Ha ha ha!

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

I did a major essay on Jamaican creole when I was doing linguistics. Got an A, too.

My favourite term is "batiman".

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I did a major essay on Jamaican creole when I was doing linguistics. Got an A, too.

My favourite term is "batiman".

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Depends on your dialect, I suppose. The textbook I read spelled it "bati", from "botty" or "bottom". Bottom man = homosexual.

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So do you care to explain why this is your favorite expression?

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

because of the time you shared on Mulberry Street

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what if nigger meant kite

I just thought it was cute!

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Why thank you.

I am sad to say that the badman dog passed away like a month a go in a fire. There is a comic I made about it, "DHR remembers the Badman dog pt 1-4" sort of like a eulogy.

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

Badman dog part 1-2

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy