-texted via mobile

I just picked up the rest of my shit. The air smells good outside.

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I hope it's for the better.

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It is. It was pretty funny there for awhile! Good times.

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woot! dont ye love when people air their dirty laundry online?

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

actaully I don't mind. Good stress relief or humour

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I love it. But only because I am fascinated by people who have actual lives.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

i was being sarcastic,dorks..its kinda pathetic actually.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

pathetic....like a FOX!!

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I think its funny

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funny....like a FOX!

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nah, pathetic like you..j/k

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

no...i'm CREEPY DAMMIT!

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creepy and pathetic and a pervert..yup that just may cover it all

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Wow, do I know you?

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*yawn*

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doubtful, very doubtful...noone knows me though plenty of people know of me :D lol

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

bump to kill blt thread

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Ah, women. Don't you just love the soul-sucking evil? Don't you, guys? Guys?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

-texted via mobile

I just picked up the rest of my shit. The air smells good outside.

My shit's in a big truck outside this hotel here in Dubuque, Iowa. I never got the "fuck off" text from my ex, but when she had a separation agreement drawn up and sold the house, I figured it was time to move on.

The air smells better every day.

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What others say about boorite!

Enjoy the fresh air!

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How would that dance major of yours feel if she heard you say that?

I think I would be more tactful in the return of the things. Girls who do things like matclarke's ex still love the guy and just want to see how many emotions they can stir up. I mean, what's some stuff really matter? If you have another guy over he says "Where'd this come from, a signed Babe Ruth baseball?" And then you have two options: A) Admit the truth or B) Lie and pretend to be interested in something you're not to obtain respect and possible admiration.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

How would that dance major of yours feel if she heard you say that?

Actually, she'd laugh and smile evilly at me. She knows I'm joking and she cracks on me just the same.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Exhibit 564:

(via text msg)DRM: What kind of food does the baby eat?

MMC:Not sure. I think its ultimo or ultrimo. call me if you have any problems at pet smart.

DRM: do they have that at petco?

MMC: i would think so.

MMC: i wish that you would just be nice to me.

DRM: do they have that at petco, too?

DRM: you're such an asshole, leave me alone.

MMC: WTF? its in the third isile

DRM: dont talk to me any more you loser

MMC: ok babe, you have nice boobs.

(baby=dog)

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Photoshop lots of funny pictures using images of her and post them up on the internet under a bogus name.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I still really think you're buying food for your 6 month old at petsmart.

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Mediocrity at its most average.