Some guy who gets into conversations with strangers in bars.

Peeman: Cravings by HotRodDeathToll 9-16-05

Hey monkey dude, have you seen that movie. umm dukes of hazzard? If you havn't don't because it has Jessica Simpson in it. That reminds Jessica Simpson's sister had a song and in the video for it, someone threw a milkshake at someone else it was rock. mmm milkshake

Peeman: Fat Guy! by HotRodDeathToll 9-17-05

So there was this chick and she was totally nude... *burp* Hey i know you, your that guy who ate my half my apartment, including my cat and my electric guitar. mmmm half an apartment I'll kill you! Wheres your address i'll send you a pay check. *cough cough*

Peeman: Jarred is Fat by HotRodDeathToll 9-17-05

Have you ever been to subway? A couple of times. It's really funny because Jarred is fat again. Really? No i just wanted to get your attention.  oh

Peeman: Sexual Healing by HotRodDeathToll 9-17-05

You should listen to Aerosmith. It gives me sexual healing everytime i do. Really, are they that good? Hell yeah. So if i listen to it i don't have to have an intimate partner? Yep! Alright! Lookout CD store, here i come!

Hopefully when i get enough money i'll donate.

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I liked Gran and Gran better.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

they were alright.didn't make a whole lot of sense though.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

you'd get better sexual healing from Marvin Gaye or Barry White.

seriously.

Aerosmith = teh suck.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

the last one wasn't too bad

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what if nigger meant kite

Whats wrong with Aerosmith?

Peeman: Simple Plan

I love Simple Plan. Bastard!

by HotRodDeathToll, 9-18-05

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quote:

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Whats wrong with Aerosmith?

Peeman: Simple Plan

I love Simple Plan. Bastard!

by HotRodDeathToll, 9-18-05

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I liked "Fat Guy!" and "Jarred Is Fat." I liked it when the Fat Guy said, "Wheres your address i'll sned you a pay check."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

grammar is my waekness

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Peeman - Before Retirement by HotRodDeathToll 11-07-05

Hey sexy! uhhh... hello Wanna go out or have sex, no one is around. Cmon let's do it. uh no thanks, i'm actually married so you better piss of or my husband will kill you. You know what it's ugly bitches like you that ruin hard working peoples lives like. So i'll be going off to my mom's house and playing counter-strike.

Peeman - Before Retirement by HotRodDeathToll 11-07-05

What has happened here? A 20 year old girl was raped and murdered. Cool, was she a babe. It's not cool, are you asking for ticket. God, man, i was just asking if that dead chick was a babe. uhh.

Peeman - Before Retirement by HotRodDeathToll 11-07-05

I killed your husband. i've even got his head here. AHHH! *sob* Now that you're single will you marry me. WAAHHHH! *sob* I will take that as affermative. uhh. *sob*

Peeman - Before Retirement by HotRodDeathToll 11-07-05

Do you take this bitch, i mean Lisa to be your wife? Affermetive. Do you take peeman to be your husband. Who? Alright let's kiss bitch. What? Uhh.

Peeman - Before Retirement by HotRodDeathToll 11-08-05

Hello babe. I want a divorce. Why, i've been such a good husband? Well you insulted me, killed my ex-husband, married me, molested me... Yeah whatever i get the point, how about we both forget about all that while we're shopping. Hooray shopping, i love you. Whoever you are.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction