Hi everybody!! This is the traduction of my first comic "El malo malísimo del martillo" :P
Pd: It's not serious and it's horrible...haha

"El malo malísimo del martillo" Traduction part 1; By kikoZ by kikoZ 9-18-05

An horrible man want to attack a girl I'm going to kill you, i've got a hammer Oh,no please, this is terrible... The girl called to her dog I want to kill you! I'm very violent OH NO! R5-D4,Come on here, quick! The man have a hammer! This is terrible and the little dog run and run. THE END Oh my god... Hi, i'm her pet, any problem? Oh no... you've got a hammer!!

And this is the original comic (in Spanish of course)

"El malo malísimo del martillo" Parte 1 by kikoZ 9-18-05

Un hombre sin escrupulos quiere atacar a una niña casi indefensa. Te voy a matar cabrona, tengo un martillo No, por favor, que terrible suceso... La niña pidió ayuda... ¡Qué te mato! Que soy "mu" violento leche ¡OH NO! R5-D4, ¡Ven aquí, aus! El perro se asustó, el hombre seguía llevando un martillo y R5-D4 hulló despavorido Glup... Hola, soy su mascota, algun problema...ui... si lleva un martillo...

Chananteeeee

This is my new comic... and my new hero...
Dedicated to: David (Fly-Man)

"El malo malísimo del martillo and Fly-Man" Part 2 by kikoZ 9-18-05

Our terrible "man of the hammer" was here again!! I'm here... Ha Ha Ha!! Oh my god... R5-D4 come on here please!! Here is our new hero...Fly-Man I hate you R5-D4!! I'm the new R5-D4!! I'm... Fly-Man!! Great! Fly-Man save to the girl... He's our new hero!! Oh no!! I'm afraid!! Sorry little girl... please Fly-Man don't touch me... PLEASE!! Ok...Only this time... if you touch her... you die. I'm the new super hero... FLY-MAN!!!

Chananteeeeeee

I love your comics as much as I love your grammer.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

These comics remind me of the time I bought one of those blow-up sex dolls, and when I blew it up, it was Louie Anderson.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ah, memories...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.