if i get a reply i will surly make poo in my leatards

yessir i do by trogo 9-19-05

hello sir, how would you like a 3 month subscription to cable for free? no thanks interested in signing up for sheaw cable? im sorry no hello sir, are you interested in sheaw cable? i have nice tits

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i love my cat by trogo 9-19-05

yeah hi, just wondering if you want to get sheaw cable ... Will you shut the fuck up? i dont care, i dont care you stupid twat. Shut the fuck up and lick on my left nut fuck this ...and choke on the pube... what? fuck you too fuckfeet!

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i knew something smelled.

go outside and wash thyself, foul demon!

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You roped me in with the promise of a good poop joke and then presented to unfunny comicsthat in no way involved poop. Shame on you.

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I enjoyed the stickman character. He was quirky and unpredictable.

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Was a good start, maybe have the stickman shoving coaxial cable up his ass next time.

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I dumb :D

christmas already? by trogo 9-19-05

you and me have a lot in common mr. christmas tree what the fuck you going on about? well, slim, easy on the eyes, and straight too i might add... except my ornaments hang under the tree gross

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You are one sick, funny bastard.

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sheits by trogo 9-21-05

hey, what the shitcakes is this noise? get this shit out of here im working pop ups, sorry man i have to thats bullshit, im so angry i could sonic shit and have it bounce off the floor and re-enter my ass! ...thats charming

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work is work by trogo 9-21-05

hey shithead, i need 20 bucks for a testicle implant cant you see im at work? what? oh sorry, ok can i book an appointment to see you then? step into my office .... ...so what the fuck do you want?

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Um...
1. Wash your mouth out with soap.
2. Get a brain check.
3. Get a life.

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I love you just for the phrase "What the shitcakes"

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I didn't like them much, until I hit "work is work". That one rocks.

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"Christmas Already" and "Work is Work" are both pretty funny. The rest I could have done without seeing.

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computer fix by trogo 9-22-05

so i said, "shut your gay shit slurping mouth, mom" you know you really are an asshole man woh, hold that thought what the fuck did you just say? nothing, sorry sir

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SCROE!!! "Computer fix" is just plain old funny!

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