Bad News!!

Well, I have some bad news. It seems you have cancer and Alzheimer's Well, at least I don't have cancer.

by bltsandwich17, 9-21-05

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

thats so predictable i think i just lactated myself.

sure.

here goes :

your comic = teh suck!!1one

no, not really, but it was, as trogo so well said, a telegraphed punchline.

it was like "doot doot doo doo doot! telegraph office! joke coming!"

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

That joke was as predictable as the outcome of a celebrity trial.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Did it [u]really[/u] need a new thread?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Shhh. She likes the attention. Humor her.

Only if she humors the comics.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

That was better than most. Peeps seem to like to pick on you though.

Keep trying.

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I dumb :D

woot..cant you feel the love?

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

you know why people like picking on her? because she's unfunny and retarded. i'm not saying i'm too far off that mark as far as y'all know, but i sure as hell ain't advertising my current vegetative state.

when someone is less fortunate (read: intelligent) than you, your immediate gut reaction is that of superiority - and most often, those who feel they're superior are gonna poke fun at those less fortunate in order to get a chuckle out of it.

plus it's fucking fun watching somone get upset over the internet.

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BuTtSeChZ

Yeah I remember when you cried like a little bitch because you weren't invited to Susan's birthday party.

lol

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I dumb :D

...of her others, yes. I'll give her that. That and a sweet pickle for a garnish.

Discuss.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Hmmm.. Sweet Pickle for garnish? I prefer aborted baby spleens, to each their own i guess

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I dumb :D

I dislike this comic because of the obvious -- it's not funny. Oh yay, the granny's deaf. Make her misunderstand what the doctor said in a funny way. "You have cancer and diabetes" could be "You have crabs and you smell like goat cheese".

I dislike blt because she came on this site acting like she was miss shit and everyone should bow down to her. That's the complete opposite of how you should act when you want to join and enjoy a website. Be courteous to the regulars and they'll be nice to you. See how this works? Wait, no, that's right you don't. I tried to explain it to you once and you decided to keep acting like everyone owed you something.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

actually the joke is that she forgot that she had cancer coz she has alzheimers.

and knock it off with the attitude, BEOTCH!!!

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BuTtSeChZ

That misinterpretation of the joke was much funnier than the joke.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

i concur.

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BuTtSeChZ

And yes, blt is as annoying as a stone in your shoe not just because her posts are retarded, it's because she's flooded these forums with that retardation. 263 posts in less than a month for a new comer is just wrong.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I agree. Grab a torch and follow me.

OH GOD THE POEMS ARE KILLING ME.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

her NAME is "attitudechicka"

what were you expecting, milk and cookies?

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

...um, i know what her SN is. thus the comment.

is this thing on?

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BuTtSeChZ

*brings you a new mike

...and microphone

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I dumb :D

no, thanks, i can fix the microphone. but leave the mike. my old one is kind of ratty.

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BuTtSeChZ

don't let poor mike hear you say that.

he'll be heartbroken, and then what will he tell Sheila?

that he got replaced? she'll leave his ass, move back to Arizona and take the kids with her.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

hey, great, i'm gonna get a new Sheila, too!!! this week kicks ass!

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BuTtSeChZ