Differences and Similarities by kaiobrien 9-22-05

You see in this country we get to choose from two possible leaders Whereas in your country you have no choice But in both countries, leaders do whatever the fuck they want

That one had ironic humor, which I don't often see. Kudos.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

So true

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

hey! somebody replaced my easy joke with TEH FUNNAY!

i'm calling my agent!

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Oil and Water by kaiobrien 9-23-05

In tonights main stories, the earth's oil resources have just been exhausted And we have also used up all of the planet's water How're we supposed to live without oil?

hahahaha very funny comics

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Nice work. Short and snappy. Loved them. ;)

Effort: 9/10
Comedy: 9/10
Layout: 9/10

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Good stuff. Irony is the best kind of funny, with the possible exception of absurdity.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

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Nice work. Short and snappy. Loved them. ;)

Effort: 9/10
Comedy: 9/10
Layout: 9/10

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If that is possible

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

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Nice work. Short and snappy. Loved them. ;)

Effort: 9/10
Comedy: 9/10
Layout: 9/10

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Yeah, something Simon from American Idol would say.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Father and Son - Getting Older by kaiobrien 9-29-05

Dad, I've spoken to the doctor about your heart. Please Dad, you've got to be careful. I'm worried that if you have another stroke... You might not be able to take care of me anymore