I was bored, so I made these strips. God knows what the fuck is going on in each of them.

Puppet Power #1 by basic 9-26-05

Ewwo dere. Would wou wike to dake a boite of moih penaught buttah and jewey sandwick? I DIDN'T PAY THA RENT, BITCH!

Puppet Power #2 by basic 9-26-05

Erow! Wouwd youw wike some puppy chow? I DIDNT PAY THA RENT, BITCH!

Sorry if they're terrible, methinks I was just slacking off with these.

(P.S.: I have nooo idea where the 'I didn't pay tha rent bitch!' came from. I think that hearign a little puppet yell that would be creepy no matter what.)

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i think "YOU DIDN't PAY THE RENT, BITCH!"

would be funnier.

just my 2c

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The first one was funny, great punchline. But you should have changed the punchline for the second. And the third and fourth that have yet to be written that I want to read.

i like them but not sure why. maybe angry puppets are just funny

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what if nigger meant kite

Puppet Power #3 by basic 9-27-05

WHY DIDN'T YOU PAY THA RENT, BITCH? Rent, what rent? I'm a robot. And why are you shouting? And why did you follow me into the bathroom? YOU DIDN'T PAY THA RENT BITCH!

Puppet power...UNITE!

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Puppet Power #4 by basic 9-27-05

Honey, our relationship is on the rocks! You never talk to me, and I feel like I mean nothing to you! Why do I feel like you don't love me? Why can't we just be in love like we used to be?!! BECAUSE YOU'RE A DIRTY CUNT, BITCH!

Golly!

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Good stuffz!!!!11!!1!!three!!!

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Puppet Power #5 by basic 9-27-05

Who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you in my room? I'M YO LONG LOST BROTHA, BITCH! I don't have brother... BUT YOU DIDN'T PAY THA RENT BITCH! Fuck you and get out of my house! PAY UP, BITCH!

Is RANDOM BLACK GUY really Puppet Power's long-lost brother? Will anyone ever pay Puppet Power the rent? And will Puppet Power ever stop screaming!?!?!?!?

Find out all this AND MORE on "Puppet Power #5 PART TWO"!

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Mehhhhh. The "bitch" part reminds me a little of Dave Chappelle...and the comics are only mildly funny because I am hearing the puppet's voice in my head as Dave Chappelle's voice.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I was thinking more of a "I-Just-Sucked-In-Helium" sorta voice for the puppet. Except it's permanent. And doesn't kill braincells.

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