I may get bored, or I may actually stick with this.

I am starting a thread series highlighting some of what I think are the best strips and strippers on this site, and posting some classic strips and series.

First up is KajunFirefly. I don't know if he gave this particular series a name, but it was one of the greatest sequences of strips in SC.com's early days. I simply call it "Kajun's Ug Series".

Enjoy...

the most fickle, idiotic, naive and shallow species on earth by KajunFirefly 6-30-01

Jeanette has had enough of her boyfriend treating her like crap and pours her heart out to Kajun... he doesn't ever say he loves me, he always goes out with his mates, he never buys me presents, I hate men, they're all bastards!! Your too good for a guy like that, he doesn't know what a good thing he has, if you were going out with someone like...... Gareth "Beefcake" McChauvenist turns up! hey, where have you been, get in my car, I want some sex before I go to football! Oh Gareth, you're such a tease! Ok, I'll just get my car keys! Only Shannon Tweed can help our hero now! vrrrrrooooommmmm, screeeeeech ....someone, like, me. (sigh)

Face it kid, your gonna die alone! by KajunFirefly 6-30-01

What really annoys me is that all I hear is "my boyfriend's an asshole", but here I am, as understanding and sensitive as I can be, and no girl wants me! you will find the girl of your dreams one day, you'll find that girl and marry her and it will be perfect! but, I'm only 19, I don't want a relationship! I just want sex and a cheap night here or there, but when I try, I just get "your too nice!". HOW IS THAT A BAD THING?? put it this way Kajun, the "nice" girls are the geeks, the fat birds, the drama group! so if I want sex, It has to be with them? no, sadly the good looking popular girls like me are the only ones who put out, the nice girls are looking for a relationship!

the man with the silver toungue! by KajunFirefly 7-20-01

I really want a guy who's funny, intelligent, caring, sensitive.... ug! vrrrrroooommmm!!!! sccreeeeccchh!!!

The man with the silver toungue part 2! by KajunFirefly 7-20-01

Kajun and his mate Bullfrog go clubbing... there's a lot of girls tonight, I'm going to try and pull that red head over there! yeah, you should, I'm not going to bother pulling, I'm just here for a laugh with my mates, besides, it's so shallow and empty. hey! ug!

a guy like me by KajunFirefly 7-20-01

he used me Kajun, we went back to mine, had sex then he left without a word, I'm such a loser....I'll never find true love... ug!? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

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the room with 17 corners by KajunFirefly 7-21-01

you know Andy, guys like you and me are ignored by today's society, it's not like they have segments for us in FHM or photo's of us in MORE magazine, we are confined to Mtv2 or Kevin Smith films! Jeanette could never fall for a guy like me, she's been programmed to like big jock guys who are only interested in nights of wild animal sex, guy's who wont care about her the next day, guys who.... .....you've slept with her haven't you? um....yeah!

alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.one-man-orgy by KajunFirefly 7-21-01

Jeanette chats to Kajun over the internet. yeah Kajun, I slept with Andy, he chatted me up in a club, he seemed so sweet and caring, sensitive and intelligent, he said he really liked me... ..but all he wanted was a wild night of hot sweaty experimentational sex, he left without a word in the morning.... ...I'll never trust a guy who's quiet and sensitive, it's all just an act to fool vulnerable girls, guy's like that should burn in hell!

Trapdoor part 1 by KajunFirefly 7-23-01

bang bang bang bang bang bang bang, ba-bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang! [saw noises] bang bang, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, bzzzzzzzz, bang bang, bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, bang bang bang..... it's, it's, IT'S ALIVE!!!!

Trapdoor part 2 by KajunFirefly 7-23-01

ha ha, my creation is complete, I have created my own perfect android woman, yes, someone who'll love me, someone who'll appreciate me... now all I have to do is slap on some skin, some hair, some make up, some breasts, nice clothes, a feminine voice unit..... YOU SUPERFICIAL BASTARD!

trapdoor part 3 by KajunFirefly 7-23-01

your right, I was being superficial, I suppose if I'd learned anything from my past experiences it's that nothing hurts more than someone not appreciating you for what you are, someone..... ug! vrrrrooooooooommm screeeeeeeeeeech!!!!

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trapdoor part 4 by KajunFirefly 7-23-01

oH kAjUn, He UsEd Me!! He OnLy WaNtEd Me FoR mY bOdY! AaAaAaAaAaAaHh!!!!! My BrAiN, mY bEaUtIfUlL bRaIn, WhY aRe YoU dOiNg ThIs To Me??? WhY???

trapdoor part 5 by KajunFirefly 7-23-01

ok, I realise that I made a mistake, but, I've altered your program to ignore macho idiots, I've programmed you to like sensitivity and kindness, real emotion. ug! ErRoR 407653X, InVaLiD rEfErEnCe!!! Eurika! Success, now, let's go have mindless sex! EeEe, YoU iNsEnSiTiVe BaStArD, i HaTe YoU, bOo HoO!

trapdoor part 6 by KajunFirefly 7-23-01

.....tHeN, hE pRoGrAmMeD mE tO wAnT lOvE aNd AtTeNtIoN aNd SeNsItIvItY, bUt hE tUrNeD iNtO aN aNiMaL oNlY aFtEr OnE tHiNg, ThE bAsTaRd OnLy CrEaTeD mE tO fUlFiLl HiS hOrRiBlE pErVeRtEd FaNtAsIeS! sometimes I feel like ALL men think that we women are just their sex toys, I thought Kajun was so sweet, but now I know he's just another asshole! dOn'T yOu ThInK tHaT tHeRe'S a CeRtAiN cLoSeNeSs BeTwEeN uS? i FeEl LiKe, I'vE sOmEhOw FoUnD sOmEtHiNg In YoU tHaT i'Ve LoNgEd FoR iN a MaN! yes, I feel it too, it's, like something I can't explain, you seem, beatifull to me....... vvvrrroooommm scrreeeeecchh!!! oh....my....god. I've created a lesbian!

ooh, the irony is delicious! by KajunFirefly 7-24-01

mMmMmMmM, sLuRp, MmMmMm, YoU tAsTe DeViNe! ooooh, yes, oh, YES, oh yes, mmm.........I love you...... uh, what IS your name?? yOu'Re JuSt LiKe KaJuN. wHy Do YoU hUrT fLoRa'S fEeLiNgS?? fuck me, women really ARE complete assholes!!

a tear jerking reunion! by KajunFirefly 7-24-01

oh....hey Flora, listen, I'm sorry about the other night, but it was my first time with a woman and.... ....no, it's OK, I over-reacted, I realised something, and look, Kajun made me into a man, see, I have a penis and everything, so, how about we give it another shot? oh, Kajun certainly did make you a man, but, what makes you think I would want to just jump into bed with you again? UG! vrrrrrooooommmm sscccrrreeeccchhh!!!

That will do for now. If you liked those (and you did like those, didn't you?) go read more of his stuff.

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Drunken Scotsmen (is that a redundant statement?) make some of the best comics, tis true.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

*cringe*

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great series with the added bonus that i now want to go beat bitches asses. *puts on brass knuckles*

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what if nigger meant kite

Don't cringe, mate - you done good. Be proud.

(The comics, not mandingo's woman-bashing.)

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awww, shucks

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what if nigger meant kite

Your spelling errors are cute, Kajun. Wee Kajun. :)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Yeah, I'm such a n00b.

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