by mandingo 9-28-05

are you ready! come on, altogether now! ♫one little, two little, three little indians... ♫

 2 by mandingo 9-28-05

are you ready! come on, altogether now! ♫one little, two little, three little mexicans... ♫ is that even a song?

 3 by mandingo 9-28-05

are you ready! come on, altogether now! ♫one little, two little, three little chinks... ♫ i come for you in sleep. i cut off baby maker

 4 by mandingo 9-28-05

are you ready! come on, altogether now! ♫one little, two little, three little niggers... ♫ i'm Phillipian

 5 by mandingo 9-28-05

are you ready! come on, altogether now! ♫one little, two little, three little dirty Phillipians... ♫ i didn't say dirty

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what if nigger meant kite

 6 by mandingo 9-28-05

are you ready! come on, altogether now! ♫one little, two little, three little unkempt Phillipians... ♫ my hair's supposed to look like this

7 by mandingo 9-28-05

give me SOMEthing, ASSHOLE! what's wrong? it's this dirty unkempt nigger Phillipian. he's fucking up the entire series i'll have a talk with him can i have a moment please, Mr. Dirty Unkempt Nigger Phillipian? she must be talking to you, Pete

8 by mandingo 9-28-05

Pete? you mean you have names? of course we have names. what, you think just because you always refer to us as "one little, two little" that we don't have any individuality? i'm Joe. i enjoy waterskiing and long walks on the beach. here beside me is Pete. tell the lady about yourself, Pete i like to touch my wee wee Pete here has taken a couple bumps to the head

 9 by mandingo 9-28-05

look, could you just do me a favor and let Jim get through his series? Jim, you sly dog, i didn't know you were writing a series i didn't know myself, Lance no, Jim my boyfriend, not Jim number 2 little Dirty Unkempt Nigger Phillipian Burt, you have the time? almost quitting time, Larry you're facing the wrong way, Pete

10 by mandingo 9-28-05

well, that's it, boys. quitting time. another day, another dollar let's hit the showers, hot stuff um... good news! yah! i uh... got the Dirty Unkempt Nigger Phillipians to leave so you can continue with your series oh, okay ♫one little, two little, three little stationary objects which can't talk back since i'm teetering on the edge of insanity after the dirty unkempt nigger Phillipians... ♫ actually, i don't know if "stationary object" is technically correct since we are rotary phones you just killed the man, Jack

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what if nigger meant kite

You work best in series, mandingo. As this series proves.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

why thank you. maybe it's because i sacrifice a goat before ever series. or maybe it's because of my lucky underwear. or maybe

just maybe

it's god's work, my friend

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what if nigger meant kite

if i don't get more than one comment, i'm going to beat your puppy with a stick

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what if nigger meant kite

Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment, Comment

But, beat the puppy anyway

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I dumb :D

I'll be humming this series all day.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

just feel blessed i didn't make it to the tune of it's a small world

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what if nigger meant kite

I haert this series. You get three points.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.