Sorry, I promise this is the LAST TIME I will do this for a while.

Drugs are bad by southlondon 9-27-05

Hey, alright matey, you wanna puff of my spliff? Work, slave, work! I'm gonna chalk that up under 'things never to say to my boss'

Realisation of a game hero by southlondon 9-27-05

I'm nearly there, Princess! Soon, I shall rescue you from Bowser's evil clutches! Rescuing a Princess is a great idea. Ok, so maybe she won't sleep with me anyway, and maybe there's millions of other Mushroom Kingdom women willing to sleep with me. And maybe my feet are a little tired from jumping on nasties and leaping from platforms. And maybe..........you know what? Fuck this.

The voices by southlondon 9-27-05

Mum! Mum! There are voices coming from that barn! I think it's haunted! Don't be silly. There's no such things as ghosts. You'll forget about this in a day or two. Ten years later... Mum, you won't believe this, but I've just heard a noise from the barn! It sounded like a voice! Oh, for God's sake! We went through this ten years ago! Stop imagining things! When is that moron going to finally catch on? Soon, I hope. The oxygen ran out a few months ago.

Let's watch a movie by southlondon 9-23-05

Jon has rented Kill Bill on DVD I wish to see Hatori Hanzo. I need Japanese steel. She's talking about a sword, idiot.

More friendly competition by southlondon 9-23-05

Hey, wait a sec! That's...yes! It is! Checkmate! Checkmate! I knew I'd finally find my niche! CHECK AND MATE! I am the supreme overlord! Kneel before me mortals! I finally beat you at something! Dude, we stopped playing two hours ago. This isn't healthy. I can pretend, can't I?

[Click to view comic: 'Funeral of hypocracy']

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Does anyone feel like a little -giggle- when I mention my friend, Biggus Dickus?

Haha, great stuff i liked the voices in the barn

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I dumb :D

Thanks!

Let's watch a movie again-Usual Suspects spoilers contained by southlondon 9-30-05

Hey, I know what happens in the end. Keyser Soze is Ke.... Don't, dude. It's Kevi....... I said don't. Why couldn't you have listened just this once?

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Does anyone feel like a little -giggle- when I mention my friend, Biggus Dickus?

'More Friendly Competition' got a laugh out of me. an actual emission of sound waves i mean, not just a phrase used to donote i found it funny

are you paying attention to all this?

good, now you'll notice in this diagram over here...

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what if nigger meant kite

The boss by southlondon 10-03-05

Did I tell you my new girlfriend is a businesswoman? She takes her work too seriously though. Like she's got this whole system worked out. If I dump her, I have to give two weeks' notice. If she dumps me, I have to clear out my side of the flat by noon before she calls security. And if I get "laid off.." Let me guess. She says "It's not you, it's me" but gives you severance pay before you go. No, that's her word for blowjobs.

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Does anyone feel like a little -giggle- when I mention my friend, Biggus Dickus?

I call blowjobs Oral Bs.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

I like them.

So this slip of paper isn't a coupon for toothbrushes?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Little Known Fact: Semen can fight the gum disease gingivitis.

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Don't like it? Eat me.