Father and Son - Getting Older by kaiobrien 9-29-05

Dad, I've spoken to the doctor about your heart. Please Dad, you've got to be careful. I'm worried that if you have another stroke... You might not be able to take care of me anymore

Father and Son - Rent by kaiobrien 9-30-05

Son, your mother and I think it's time you started paying rent. Ha! To live with your parents? You guys should pay me! Well, in a way we already do. We wash your clothes, cook your food, pay the bills... Dad, you're starting one of your boring lectures that doesn't make any sense again. I'm going to have to put you in an old peoples home one of these days.

I thought those were good, sounded like things i would say to my parents, so thumbs up on that account.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

not bad though i'm filled with the urge to wringe the kid's neck

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what if nigger meant kite

Sounds eerily similar to events happening back home in my family.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I'm glad you like em.

Post your own if you like.

I like em. Reminds me of my roommate, who didn't pay the rent again today.

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woof