I don't know about this one. I seem to always have a rpboelm with wording.

God by flipynif1 10-01-05

Let god into you and all your sins will be forgiven. Ok, sounds easy! I'm God.

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I dumb :D

hey, i get it...how nice. though isnt it a little same as others?

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

DOn't know about being the "same" but lots of humour here is similar anyway

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I dumb :D

i saw the punchline coming on this one

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what if nigger meant kite