Here's some stuff I made with my mind and borrowed technology. Seriously though, I stole the punchline from a random comic I found and can't remember the name/creator of. You're not supposed to end sentences with the word "of".

First in a Series of One Until I Make More by theReverend 10-02-05

So I told her it was the last straw, you know? She packed and that was it...but that can't be it. I know now that I don't want it to end. ...but why the hell am I telling all this to a chicken? I thought I told you to fuck off.

Second in a Series of Two Until I Make More by theReverend 10-02-05

Mommy, can you help me with my homework? You mean to say "may." MAY I help you with your homework. That doesn't-- I thought I told you to fuck off.

Third in a Series of Three Blah Blah

I thought I told you to fuck off.

by theReverend, 10-02-05

Fourth in a Series of Four For Fore by theReverend 10-02-05

Man, that's rough. Yeah, I know. I was like, "Jesus, what else can go wrong?" I thought I told you to fuck off.

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D33Z R FUNNyz0r

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

i liked them all but especially the first one. and mescaline. and easy women. that order

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what if nigger meant kite

I'm glad you went back to your old avatar. The other one was too accessible to todays "tweens".

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the other one was too colored. i'm anti-colored

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what if nigger meant kite

White and black aren't colors, actually. So it's okay to be anti-color.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Big pile of funny.

Carry on.

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