Answer, III by Commander_t 10-02-05

Hello, Alex Trebek here. This is your Jeopardy answer: This man, the most recent president to be elected twice, is you son. *Buzz* Mr. Cthulhu, we must have an answer, please. Dammit Trebek! You know I have no son in the White House!! But Poppa!! I'm right here!!

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

Army Guy Is Onto Something (My 250th Comic) by Commander_t 10-02-05

Maan! Mi fiit hirrt! Da Kapan iz wurken mi tu hurd! AHHH!! Hu ir yu?! I'm but a simple wanderer of this earthly plane; free of hatred; fear; suffering. It is my universal duty to help those who suffer. Here, try some Wacky Weed. UGH!! MI HIDD IZ GUNNA IKSPLUUD!! Chill, man, chill! Sweet Lord... RUN AWAY!!!

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

the first was better than the second, but i still saw the punchline coming

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what if nigger meant kite