HOORAY!
No suicide for me.

DUKE NUKEM: TIME TO KILL. by JESUSSANDWICH 10-03-05

HOLYSHIT I'S BACK. OH ITS WORK >_> YOU HAVE VERY POINTY EYES. Durring the time I was gone I dated a retarded girl. I like to fun. And broke up with her. You meen so much to me. Shut up we only went out for three days.

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...but what does it all mean?

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Jack shit

Except for getting a handjob from a retard.

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Nice! That's the comic I'd like to see.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Welcome to my life.

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Getting a handjob from a girl with very low intelligence by JESUSSANDWICH 10-08-05

Seriously I think we should break up. BUT I LOVE YOU I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU we went out on two dates I didnt even take you to dinner. and you peed yourself when you gave me the handjob. WILL YOU CALL ME TOMMORROW?

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Made me laugh out loud!

So, when are you going to call her again? Think of all the comic material you could obtain. Meeting your parents? Meeting your friends? Meeting your employer?
Think how much WE would enjoy it.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

I would rather be shot from a cannon into the sun while watching a Tim Burton movie.

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I do believe tacos are gifts from a just and loving god.

OK I WANT A SEARCH OF EVERY DOGHOUSE OUTHOUSE HENHOUSE AND HOUSE OF PIES, WAIT WHERE'S THE CORPSE? BIGEVILDAN? *belch*

by JESUSSANDWICH, 10-08-05

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