The greatest evil known to man and a comic series.

THE DAY THE UNIVERSE STOPPED MAKING SENSE. by JESUSSANDWICH 10-10-05

Knock knock wanna buy some Fly Scout cookies? Yes what is it it you require of me? Care for some cookies. I cannot ingest foodstuffs I am only programmed to yell at the "honkies". Well thanks anyway, black power!

The Second Day the Universe Continued to Not Make Sense by theReverend 10-10-05

...so I says, "Make me wet? I'm fuckin' soaking!" Hahahahahahaha! BUY A TIMESHARE! What has this neighborhood turned into, John? It's a lot safer place to raise kids with the black people gone, I'll tell you that.

THE UNIVERSE CONTINUED TO NOT MAKE SENSE. by JESUSSANDWICH 10-10-05

Hello the church of the animorphous blob comes bearing eternal salvation. Hello sir or mam I come bearing salvation in the form of our new cookie covered bible if I could just take a moment of your time you could get a free copy. I dont see the harm in that, go right ahead. Did you know that robot Jesus died for your sins over four years ago in Ontario Canada which is why we must crush the vile Canadians with our army of nuclear powered dogs. MY MOTHER WAS CANADIAN YOU FUCKING WHORE.

UNIVERSE OF NONSENSITUDE: DAY FOUR by theReverend 10-10-05

I'm just sick of you taking my shit, you know? First my clothes, money, and cookies...and now my heart! I think you'd better find a new stepping stone, buddy! WELL SAY SOMETHING! Could you just take my fucking order already?

NONSENSE:THE UNIVERSE SAGA five by JESUSSANDWICH 10-10-05

mmmmm cookies I totally forgot what we were doing here.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Yeah, all that shit he said, plus BOOBS.

6 WHOLE DAYS OF UNIVERSE RIPPIN' SPLENDOR HOLY SHIT

...let's see...I'm supposed to offer you something... ...cookies? GO AWAAAAYY! BOOOO!!!

by theReverend, 10-10-05

NONSENSE + THE UNIVERSE = 7 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-10-05

Well this is my house. Why dont you join me in the bedroom, cookie.

8 times the NONSENSE, 8 times the UNIVERSE by theReverend 10-10-05

IT'S HARD LIKE A BULLET AND THE BULLET'S ABOUT TO BLOW Yeah, it's very good, except--OH JESUS! What the hell IS that? STICK IT, IN YOUR MOUTH, DON'T TAKE IT OUT So if you wanna maybe---sorry, I can barely stand this. That's gotta be the worst thing I've ever heard. o/ HARD COOKIE COCK, ALRIGHT! o/ Thank you ladies and gentlemen! YOU SUCK!

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IT MESSED WITH MY HEAD!

i like that

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what if nigger meant kite