These comics remind me of back when I used to watch "Battle Of The Network Spleens" on ABC. One day it ended in a tie between Tony Danza and Abe Vigoda's spleens and they had to have a "spleen-off." Tony Danza's spleen cheated and won, and ever since then Abe Vigoda has spent most of his free time locked in his "Tony Danza Temple Of Hatred", in which he casts spells on Tony Danza voodoo dolls and sticks pins in their spleens. Every once in a while you can see Tony Danza on TV and he will wince in pain and clutch his spleen area, and then you know that it is the work of Abe Vigoda.
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.