The prisoner is on by crabby 10-11-05

You know I've been looking for a new job. I've been trying to get my resume out there so I can get out of this office. I know ever since Raymond left and we got this new night shift manager I just haven't been enjoying coming to work anymore. The guy is a slave laborer. He reminds me of that boss on Rosanne that tried to sexually harass her and then she got sssy with him and he wasn't on the show anymore. Yeah, I mean he jus stand there. I mean, what could he possibly be thinmking about. Standing there staring at us working. Balls.

the terrible secret of space by mandingo 10-11-05

BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! wake up, boss, you're daydreaming! Balls.

And the Saga Continues... by crabby 10-11-05

I caught the boss daydreaming. My grandmother grew up in the Florida pan handle and she taught me how to use ESP so I read his mind and threatened to tell everyone what he was daydreaming about. What was he day dreaming about? Fuck if I know. My grandmother was a crazy son of a bitch! So you just lied? Lieing is what makes the world go round honky. You need to step it up a nothc and maybe you'll get a raise or something. I'm actually Pan American. I'm going to go make up a threat to the boss right now.

And the Contuinance Sagas... by mandingo 10-11-05

Boss, i hate you so a lot! how'd it go? not so good. meanwhile, in the Florida panhandle... he's thinking 'Balls' you stupid fuck!

And it continues some more... by crabby 10-11-05

Hey have you seen Rufus around lately? We were supposed to go shopping for some rims together. He had a crazy seizure. I visited him in the hospital something about his grandmother contacting him telepathically. Wow, it must have been about something serious. Yeah I know. It must have been life or death. I mean shes all the way in the Florida panhandle. Who knows what it could have been about. Balls.

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just let me worry about when it stops continuining, pal... by mandingo 10-11-05

hey, Rufus. how's the hospital treating you? must... tell... you... what... he's... thinking... entire... universe... depends... on... it... what's he thinking, Rufus! tell me! he's... thinking... GACK! Balls.

The saga loses some steam........train by crabby 10-11-05

Rufus died in my arms last night. Was it something you said? No it was about that message from his grandmother. We need to travel to the FLorida panhandle and find out what it was all about. Damn, you wanna take a train? Sure why not. Its more scenic and we'll really have alot of time to talk. The best part about trains is that they run on rails. We need to get to the Florida panhandle before its to late.

still contuining bitches! wha wha!... by mandingo 10-11-05

so here we are, on the train. more scenic and with plenty of time to talk. yup god i hate you Balls.

You know the problem with stories is that..... by crabby 10-11-05

You know, now that we're in the Florida panhandle, I just realized that we have no idea where his grandmother lives. You know, now that we're in the Florida panhandle, I just realized that the train we were on seemed an awful lot like a boat. What are you trying to say? I don't think we're in the Florida panhandle at all. I think we're in a Costa Rican diamond mine. What makes you think that? I dated a costa rican in grammar school and their farts are very distinctive.

continuing to continue without any regard for its own safety by mandingo 10-11-05

*sniff sniff* oh, it's definitely Costa Rica. and waffles

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On and On it continues..... by crabby 10-11-05

I haven't seen Rufus' buddies around lately. I wonder where they went? Something about the Florida panhandle. I think they might be lovers. Meow! You always have the best gossip! Did you just say meow? Yeah, why? Whats wrong with that? THAT IS OUR WORD! You have no right using that word!

continuing is such a sad word. let's call it persevering by mandingo 10-11-05

after much hilarious travelling adventures, all of which are extremely funny, and on the special edition DVD, they arrive at Rufus's grandmother's house... good day, madam. i was wonde Balls. i would, but this is strictly a business call. Balls. he's thinking 'Balls.' Balls. Get it? Balls. what are you trying to tell me? were you dropped as a child?

How about that for continuing.... by crabby 10-11-05

Boss I'm back from the Florida panhandle and I've talked to Rufus's grandmother and she shared an interesting bit of info with me. What might that be? She says you're thinking about balls. No, I'm not. I'm going to kill that senile old bitch! Balls.

Epilogue

Balls.

by mandingo, 10-11-05

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These comics are going to revolutionize the word "balls."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You've done things with "balls" I've never seen.

Kudos.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Those are pure gold!

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I dumb :D

AND educational! I learned about Trains!

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I dumb :D

i thank you and my Balls thank you

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Damn! That was gold!

Nice work, both of you!

You may live.

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But they only have six tickets to trade in and they need 7!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.