You know the fucking drill.

Life without Mary and John by cpausti 10-13-05

Ahhhhh. Nothing like a good joint before bed. WHAT THE FUCK?! Hello, I am your guardian angel, Fairyjuana. That's it, I'm calling Greg. This shit is totally laced.

Life without Mary and John 2 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-13-05

Is the fairy gone can I open my eyes? Well at least the fairy is gone. Seriously, fuck you.

Life without Mary and John 3 by cpausti 10-13-05

Okay, are you done yet? Yeah, I think it's wearing off. Alright. I'm going to take you to a fantasy world.... Will it be scary? No. I'm going to show you a world without marijuana. That's pretty fucking scary if you ask me. Bitch.

Life without Mary and John 4 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-13-05

Without weed: There would be no Muslims. Knock knock! Yes what is it? Hi I am with the church of latter day saints could I talk with you for a moment about your eternal salvation *SLAM!*

Life without Mary and John 5 by cpausti 10-13-05

Without weed: Super Heroes couldn't fly. AWAY! Umm.. Why can't I fly? Nooo!!! This gay guy can't fly!! I'm not gay, I'm Superman! Haha, good one.

---
possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Life without Mary and John 6 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-13-05

Without weed there be no Internet.

Life without Mary and John 7 by cpausti 10-14-05

Without weed: There would be no porn. Thwap Fwap Thwap. Billy! What are you doing?! Churning some butter. How thoughtful!

Life without Mary and John 8 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-14-05

Without weed: Monkeys would be chased around cities by giant pencils. AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Life without Mary and John 9 by cpausti 10-14-05

Without weed: Everyone would have to drink Coors. Well, I'm fatter.

Life without Mary and John 10 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-14-05

In fact without weed there would be no life at all. The planet would be as bare and deserted as a taping of the "Tony Danza show"

---
possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Life without Mary and John 11 by cpausti 10-14-05

See, without marijuana, the world would be so different! You're right! But, I already appreciate weed, so what was the purpose of this whole thing? Uhh... umm... Crap. Oh well. Here, take this complimentary five-foot bong. Freshly packed! Sweet! *blublublublublub* Uh, I thought your name was Fairyjuana, not Bobby Bogart. Bitch.

Life without Mary and John 12 Epilouge.

Say no to gays in the military everyone.

by JESUSSANDWICH, 10-14-05

---
possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

good series! i especially liked 3 and 8

---
what if nigger meant kite

I would have been satisfied with just 1 and 2, but you raised the bar with this series and made me laugh my ass off. Fuck you for making it harder on the rest of us.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Seven's my favorite.

---
Don't like it? Eat me.

RCL no. 530 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-14-05

...so, then the circle-of-life ends where the egg begins! Well... Not if you throw in the fact that triangles are three-sided, and circles are nothing but a bunch of commies! Which proves my argument about gay eskimo marriage in the first place! Yeah, but if God intended man to fly, he would have given fish the ability to fart! Without weed, this comic makes no fugging sense! What YOU been smokin'? Your mother! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Am I too late to join the party?