The longest line by JESUSSANDWICH 10-13-05

Welcome to Craig's all purpose, conviently located behind the waterfall of endless porn.

The longest line not leading into a woman's restroom by mandingo 10-13-05

so what can i do for you today? my entire family... died... in a car accident so you need a new car i need... to pick up... the remnants... of my life... and find a way... not to... kill myself it's a Mercedes sold!

The longest line 3 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-13-05

What can I do for you today? Sir you can't just stand there all day Do you happen to have a cure for AIDS back there.

the longest line... FORE! by mandingo 10-13-05

yeah, i have the cure for AIDS right here could you go out there and give it to the customer? sir, are you the one that requested a cure for AIDS? i sure am

The longest line 5 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-13-05

Next!

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the longest line 6 - invasion of the negroids! by mandingo 10-13-05

sorry, we don't sell fried chicken i don't want fried chicken sorry, we don't sell watermelon i don't want watermelon sorry, we don't sell menthol cigarettes know who does?

The longest line 7 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-13-05

Hello what can I help you with? I need a bunch of severed dicks for my mother, she loves severed dicks. I might have some in the back for you. Oh good mother will be so please maybe she wont make me put on the wig tonight and have me "service" her friends.

the longest line 8 - a funny title by mandingo 10-14-05

*BAM BAM BAM* DO WE HAVE ANY SEVERED DICKS BACK HERE??? sorry, i was curing breast cancer. what did you say? do we have any severed dicks back here? sorry, sir, i was wrong. we don't have nary a one severed dong oh god no. and it's whips and chains night too. oh dear Jesus

The longest line 9 by JESUSSANDWICH 10-14-05

Well I could call this one guy, but its going to cost you extra. Any thing except the chains mother anything except the chains Hey Frank Hey John. Could you hook up this customer with some severed dicks. Ok man but let me finish what I was in the middle of first

the longest line farrah fawcett by mandingo 10-14-05

where were we? i spy with my little eye... blood nope! entrails you're so good at this game!

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The longest line 11

Thats when the nuclear holocaust happened.

by JESUSSANDWICH, 10-14-05

the longest line: finale by mandingo 10-14-05

you sure you don't sell menthols?

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Do you guys carry a cure for mandingoitis?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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These were charming.

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