Mining unions have evolved quite a bit over the years!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"Sorry. It was an axe-ident."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Ilko Skevuld strikes again.

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I has a flavor!

Eliot, a 29th level beastmaster, has finally lost touch with reality, as he tries to 'mine' for steel in what he thinks is the 'highway zone'. His goal was to sell it at the 'Auction House', and get enough gold to get a brightwood staff +2.

Pick an Audi!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Apparently one of the new employees at Disney Studios hadn't read the memo -- never park in the spot reserved for Grumpy.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sheer... captioning... genius.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

quote:

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"Sorry. It was an axe-ident."

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There were originally 11 dwarves, but Disney had to lay four of them off after a road rage incident caused a scandal.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"Honey, I've picked one..."

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

Homer installs some speed holes...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

The Old Sacramento PD really doesn't like it when the meter rolls over.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Dang, I was just gonna go for "Pick a car, any car."

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This is not my empire.

Dam, that small thorium mine only produced one piece of thorium ore and no dense stone.

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Get Your War On

FIX US SOME PANCAKES, BITCH!!

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What others say about boorite!

That's what the Audi's owner said to his soon-to-be ex-wife just before the incident...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Hi Ho, Hi Ho! We're from the mob, you know!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

It was only a miner infraction.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.