Ode to a Comic I Never Wrote & Comics I Will Never Write 1 by Commander_t 10-15-05

Of the Comic I Never Wrote: It was a masterpice to be made so great not even I could understand; for it was out of my hands, my purpose, to write such a comic... But alas, here I am wondering: What of the comics I will never write? Do they trump the importance of the comic I never wrote? If I were so enabled to write these comics... What then would my future hold? No one knows, only the Lord...Of the Comics I Will Never Write: They are hidden from view, never to be written by mine or anothers hand. They are unnamed and unreal: ...and so shall they never be. *sigh*

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

'kay...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

this comic makes me feel like my puppy just died

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what if nigger meant kite