A Chocolate Bat by crabby 10-15-05

I know you were expecting something big for our anniversary. Its not our anniversary. Well then I just got you a little something to show you how much i care. Ok. A chocolate bat?

A Chocolate Bat 2 by crabby 10-15-05

Its not just any chocolate bat. It grants wishes! For some reason I don't believe you. Magic chocolate bat, I wish it would rain gold coins. It should be starting any minute now. Why would a chocolate bat grant wishes?

A Chocolate Bat 3 by crabby 10-15-05

Well, even if it doesn't grant wishes its still high quality german chocolate. I guess so. Yeah, so forget all that stuff I said about wsihes and kidnapping it. Kidnapping it? It looks like alot of chocolate. At least I can eat it. You can't eat me you sick fool!

A Chocolate Bat 4 by crabby 10-15-05

You wanna explain to me how a chocolate bat is able to talk and since you're talking how about granting some wishes? Your boyfriend is a very disturbed individual. I am mearly a Swiss tourist minding my own buisness and your boyfriend kidnapped me and tried to give me to you as a gift. That sounds sick and twisted even for him. He kept saying, "Dude, pretend your chocolate. I think its our anniversary or something." It wasn't our anniversary. Well you still can't eat me. I'm going to have to ask that you release me back into the wild.

A Chocolate Bat 5 by crabby 10-15-05

So how was it? Well, it wasn't german chocolate. WHAT! THAT GUY AT THE CHOCOLATE STAND SAID IT WAS 100% PURE GERMAN COCOA!!! It wasn't chocolate at all. It was a swiss tourist. Oh, well... I think we should see other people.

A Chocolate Bat 6 by crabby 10-15-05

I left him and took as much money as I could. Just like you asked. How much money were you able to get. Fourteen dollars. Thats not much. No, but he repairs old TurboGrafx 16's and he didn't get much buisness. You're going to have to go back and steal all his games cause all I have is Bonk.

A Chocolate Bat 7 by crabby 10-15-05

All he had was Bonk. Shit, its like they only made one game for that system or something. Anyways I don't have enough money to go home since your boyfriend kidnapped me and ripped up my original ticket. So you have no money either? I always end up picking winners. Would you feel better if I said I could grant you 3 wishes? Yeah, I would actually. Well I can't! Ok, I can't!

A Chocolate Bat 8 by crabby 10-15-05

Look, I made a mistake. I hope you can fogive me. I knew you'd come back! Why'd you break up with me in the first place? Well, I ran off with that swiss tourist you gave me. Then I realized he was just as poor as you and a bat and I decided it wasn't worth it and came back. Oh, was it awkward breaking up with him? I ate him while he slept. So, you liked the gift then?

this rulezors. great ending

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what if nigger meant kite

Ok, so I didn't get mentally ill.

Not bad.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

good

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I laughed. I cried. I had an orgasm all over your mother's titties.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.