Mr. President #34 by Commander_t 10-16-05

Somewhere deep within the white House, Mr. President is holding a conference with the League of Senators that Hate Mr. President... I'm too heavy!! Can't get into orbit!! Can you hear me, Major Tom?! I'll tell you right away why I hate Mr. President. He still owes me a million bucks for the fifty dwarf chicks!! Pay up bitch! Brother, that is no way to talk to our president, Mr. President! Now though, we must pray... for the quick death of this evil man! TOBOR CORNHOLE!! ECH!! MR. SENATOR!! Quit cornholing Ms. Senator from New York! You know she's a lesbian!!

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Mr. President #35 by Commander_t 10-16-05

Later, Mr. President holds a conference with the League of Senators That Like Mr. President... I like Mr. President because it'll make me look like I'm not a loser. I like Mr. President because... like, you know... uh, can I answer later, because... like, you know... I like Mr. President because I was told to do so by Mr. Secretary of Defense. I like Mr. President decause we fell at the same time... DAMNATION UNIVERSITY ROCKS!! I like Mr. President because people can get what they want from him, like that time with the dwarf chicks!! Thank you, all!! This makes me wonder: Why isn't my approval rating 73% instead of 37%? I tell you, its a crazy world out there, and sometimes I think I'm the only sane person left!

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

Mr. President #36 by Commander_t 10-16-05

After private conferences, Mr. President invites members to a news conference... I'd like to thank my colleague; we have come to an agreement; Congress has unanimously voted to pay the million dollars owed to my esteemed counterpart. Are we cool? Thank you, Mr. President. We're cool. Now, another delegate steps forward... I'd like to thank my colleague. How long have we known each other Senny?, ten, twenty, thirty years? Gosh!, it's been since I was Mr. Governor down south! Senny is like a brother. Want to comment? Uh... yes... can't see que card... with determination we... will get the job done... *sob* Now as an added bonus: Mr. Secretary of Defense!! Mr. Sec- DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO ME?! BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I'LL SHOVE THIS GUN STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS AND PULL THE TRIGGER!!!

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021