The Surgeon by HotRodDeathToll 10-17-05

We're trying to save her... No we're trying to save her life. Hey let me finish, We're trying to save he money by sending her to a more reasonbly priced hospital

The Surgeon by HotRodDeathToll 10-17-05

We're trying to save her... No you're not. Huh? I know exactly what you're doing. What? Christ what is wrong with you, this is a buisiness, this hospital is a buisiness.

The Surgeon by HotRodDeathToll 10-17-05

So did you... Yes, we stop the gas leak you caused. Hello boss. Good work Billy, you called the fireman only 4 hours after you realised that there was a gas leak, i'm proud I just had to chose between a baby's life or it's mothers and i ended up saving both their lives and i cured aids. Yeh whatever get the hell back to work before i fire you.

The Surgeon by HotRodDeathToll 10-18-05

I think i've got cancer. That sounds like a horible disease. Next. I was born with nine eyes and i was told you're supposed to do the surgery. HA! You can just spoon them out. You've been doing well today it makes me feel like you're better at this job than me. Suicide is an option in that case. Heres some euthanasia.

Based on the Aussie drama 'the surgeon', with the very famous line 'I'm trying to save her leg..' 'No we're trying to save her life'

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I keep imagining George Clooney voicing the doctor with the needle and it makes me laugh.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Hot Rod's an Aussie???

Why didn't you tell me! We could have bagged out Foster's together.

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nice.

workplace jokes + hospital jokes + references to "The Surgeon" = TEH FUNNAY

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

yes a proud sydneyian

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

The Surgeon: Huh?

Doctor, I accidently married my wife. What?

by HotRodDeathToll, 10-20-05

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Isn't it "Sydneysider"?

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whatever

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The Surgeon: Role Playing by HotRodDeathToll 10-26-05

I gotta think of a good scenario so it can feel good. It will feel good to me atleast and i wanna do it now. I got it. What? You can be the 12 year old cancer patient, and i can be the horny doctor that wants to screw you. Okay...

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction