So far they have burned down Hummers and various government buildings, but who are they? I can see only one of two choices: Gopher People or Undead Fire-Breathing Vice Presidents. Now, the Gophers have numbers and giant, razor sharp buckteeth. Yet the Vice, as I like to call them, have the power of punditry. And Fire Breath. Which is much more terrifying when capitalized. The debate rages on in my head.
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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old