I have made a picture and I wanna put it on the forums...How? I can't hyperlink it 'cos it's only on my P.C so how?

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

Travel through the Valley of Fear and onwards to the Mountain of Death. There you will find the Cave of K'zak'ma. When the planets are properly aligned, enter the cave and answer the three Ancient Riddles of Qv'gre'menbah. When you have completed this task and offered the ancient guardian Xxed a sacrifice of a tuna sandwich, he will open the gate, and you will find the answers you seek inside.

Or you could just upload the files somewhere.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Travel through the Valley of Fear and onwards to the Mountain of Death. There you will find the Cave of K'zak'ma. When the planets are properly aligned, enter the cave and answer the three Ancient Riddles of Qv'gre'menbah. When you have completed this task and offered the ancient guardian Xxed a sacrifice of a tuna sandwich, he will open the gate, and you will find the answers you seek inside.

Or you could just upload the files somewhere.

damn! i just ate my tuna sandwich

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Duh. Print it out and tape it to the screen.

Christ, why do we get all the stupid questions.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Additionally, you could just describe the picture, or use ASCII.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

is there a lovely programme to change pics into ascii?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Yes. Yes there is. :)

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

where do i get it?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

The one I used is at http://www.degraeve.com/gif2txt.shtml

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Get a computer-literate person to upload it for you.