Abe Vigoda Harnesses the Power of Bob Villa by Commander_t 10-22-05

Hello, my name is Honest Abe Vigoda, and I'm here to tell you all about our huge sale. Today is your lucky day customer, because today is lucky 2-for-1 day sale. Buy two man rapes from Bob Villa now and enter a chance to win his autograph... Bob Villa?! This is too great a deal to pass up!!!

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

wtf.

seriously.

that made me go "eh" and read the rest of your comics.

which then made me punch myself in the face, just to make sure i was still awake.

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I liked that comic. I don't like comics that are on the borderline between "bad" and "okay." It makes my have to think. I knew right away to rate that one "bad." Good job.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

GOOD

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Abe Vigoda Tries to Make Life Easier by Commander_t 10-22-05

Hi, I'm Abe Vigoda. I'd like you to meet my bat, Aidan... OW!! Aidan bit me!! I'm sorry ma'am, but you've been infected with HIV/AIDS. You're going to die...

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Abe Vigoda Tries to Make Life Easier by Commander_t 10-22-05

Hello, I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make life easier for people in bad situations. Come join me on adventure!! Take this old woman and her apartment for example. She can hardly cover the aesbestos anymore. Soon she will die, but not if Abe Vigoda has something to say about it!! HOLY GOD!! THAT WAS AN OLD FOLKS HOME!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?! I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make life easier. RUN AWAY!!

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Abe Vigoda Tries to Make Life Easier by Commander_t 10-22-05

Hello, I'm abe Vigoda, and I make life easier. Take for example this little Vietnamese Girl. Cute and innocent on the outside, crazy wildcat ready to pounce inside!! Now Vietnamese Girl, get on your hands and knees. Remember your motivation: you like every minute of it. Now guy, get on either end of her... I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make life easier.

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

Abe Vigoda Tries to Make Life Easier by Commander_t 10-22-05

Who are you? I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make life easier. So you're the one eho blew up my granny? Uh, no. That was Bob Villa, maybe even Alex Trebek. You should do to them what they did to your granny. DAMN THEM!!! DAMN THEM TO HELL!!! Now you go off now son, and show them your wrath!! I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make life easier.

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

Abe Vigoda Tries to Make Life Easier by Commander_t 10-22-05

I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make life easier. Take for example this alien. He's really a nice guy, just trying to get along with a world that doesn't want too. See, that wasn't too bad now, was it? I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make life easier. ...That's the spirit!! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

Abe Vigoda Tries to Make Life Easier by Commander_t 10-24-05

Hello, I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make life easier. Finally!! Abe Vigoda!! YOUR REIGN OF TERROR SHALL END!! Let me introduce you to Little Vietnamese Girl. ...I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make life easier! Oh, me likey-likey!!

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

Abe Vigoda Tries to Make Life Easier by Commander_t 10-24-05

AWESOME!! ITS ABE VIGODA!! Yes, its me, Abe Vigoda, and I'm about ready to make your life easier. AWWHH!!! JESUS CHRIST!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Hello, I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make life easier.

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Love.Hate.Rating.

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

You make my brain hurt.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Abe Vigoda Tries to Make Life Easier by Commander_t 10-24-05

A-Abe Vigoda? I heard... you make peoples lives easier. D-Do you think you can make mine easier by making me... beautiful for the first time? Well, I am Abe Vigoda, and I do make life easier for people... But there's simply no hope for you. Why, haven't you taken a good look at yourself in the mirror lately? I'd have to be God to fix that! *sob* The best thing for you would be to die. ...I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make life easier.

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I need more love/hate rating/review.

Start now.

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

Abe Vigoda Tries to Make Life Easier by Commander_t 10-28-05

I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make life easier. Take for example this over-worked teacher from Anytown, Usa. Obviously by the looks of him, he's uncool, and wants to be popular with his students. By God, we're going to make him popular! *sob* Thank you, Bob Villa!! Thank you!!! The name's Abe Vigoda, you son of a bitch... and I make life easier! AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

Enjoy!

Abe Vigoda Tries to Make Life Easier by Commander_t 11-12-05

Hello, I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make life easier. Take for example the life of Mr. President. He's had a rough go at life recently, and as God as my witness, I'm going to make his life easier!! Oh no!, Honest Abe!! You can't make this man's life any easier!! That's for Mr. Vice President to decide!! Now, you run along now, and we wont have to get violent... THE POWER OF ABE VIGODA COMPELS YOU!! ...I'm Abe Vigod, and I make life easier! Must find monkeys; Mr. Vice-President; Little Vietnamese Girl. Have fun times... Yay...!

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

Abe Vigoda Tries to Make Life Easier by Commander_t 11-13-05

I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make life easier... ... ...or not. I'm Abe Vigoda, and I eventually make life easier.

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

The other day I was thinking, "I should make about eight hundred unfunny comics about the same person."

But then I read this thread, and I don't want people to think I'm a copycat.

Also, props on the Zero Wing reference. That sure isn't a tired joke, by any means.

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The other day I was thinking, "I should make about eight hundred unfunny comics about the same person."

But then I read this thread, and I don't want people to think I'm a copycat.

Also, props on the Zero Wing reference. That sure isn't a tired joke, by any means.

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I like this guy.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I bet you'd like to watch Doom 3 (in action).

Stop copying my sig.

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HOW TO MAKE A BAD COMIC

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by blakew, 11-14-05

Nah, FFVII is the way to go.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Nah, FFVII is the way to go.

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Doom 3 doesn't have Sephiroth. Therefore FFVII is better.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Nah, FFVII is the way to go.

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Doom 3 doesn't have Sephiroth. Therefore FFVII is better.

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Agreed.

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