Let me know what you think....

Roger In The Marines: Eating Dirt by JRowe3388 10-20-05

What the hell are you doing? I'm eating dirt, sir WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT? Because its better than the crap in those little packets THOSE PACKETS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY, SOLDIER! Couldn't we just carry Twinkies? They have a long shelf life

Roger In The Marines: Eating Dirt (Part II) by JRowe3388 10-20-05

HELL NO WE CAN'T CARRY TWINKIES! THEN YOU WILL BE TOO FAT TO FIGHT! Well then, maybe we should send the enemies Twinkies. People like Twinkies. I know, "Get back to answering emails!"...

B-O-L-O-G-N-A! by JRowe3388 10-22-05

During the daily march... MULLENS! LEAD THE WAY! My bologna has a first name..... IT'S O-S-C-A-R ?!?!?!?! My bologna has a second name..... ITS M-A-Y-E-R DAMMIT ROGER! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP! Should I have done the Kraft song instead?

Is she hot? by JRowe3388 10-22-05

The Master Sergeant's daughter is coming to tour the base. Everyone needs to be on their best behavior Is she hot? SHE IS ONLY 15 MULLENS! Oh, ok. Is she hot? DAMMIT MULLENS! GET YOUR ASS TO MY OFFICE! I'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER! You didn't answer my question.

Those are awesome.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I voted Okay for all of them

PRETTY DAMN GOOD KEEP IT UP.

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A TOWN GANGSTA REPPIN MY WHOLE CLIQUE AND MY PEOPLE IN THE GANG.