Going Where No Man Has Willingly Gone Before by Commander_t 10-24-05

Captain's Log... hahha! I said log!! Wait, a creature...! TOBOR CORNHOLE!! Captain... OUCH!! Cap- dear diary: must find way to stop skin from bleeding during transport. SWEET GOD, SKIPPY!! TRANSPORT ME NOW!!! ELOHNROC ROBOT!!!

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Or will they???

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

No.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.