Hey all, I'm new...... Here is the begining of what I hope to an ongoing strip.

Issue 1

A man, an Alien and a stupid Robot by Jirachi_Prime 10-24-05

Whtat is in that recived message organic humanoid? It's from my solicitor..... My uncle's dead. Did he leave us anything? No I don't think so. Then why did you get me to kill him? Somthing to do I guess.

Issue 2

A man, An Alien and a stupid Robot. in: Chickens by Jirachi_Prime 10-24-05

Hey Alien What have you got there? I have chickens Man! Can I have one Alien? If you can guess how many I have you can have both. Hmmmmmmmm..............Three? Man, You are Bloody stupid you know.

Enjoy.

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The Australian Pokemon.

that first comic gave you the honor of landing in this thread

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what if nigger meant kite

Ok sorry...... Strip changed.

Issue 3

A Deamon, An alien and a Stupid Robot. in: Changes by Jirachi_Prime 10-24-05

Sick of being a nail-in-head Guy "MAN" sacrifices himself to Korne Hey robot Oh shit what happened to you, Your freaky, much more Deamon like..... I I Sacrificed myself to Korne so I woudn't be a stupid nail-inhead guy anymore. Shit..... Now were gunna have to change the name of the strip Later Wazzup Mr Robot Nail-in-head Man has been possesed.

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The Australian Pokemon.

Issue 4

A deamon, an alien and a stupid robot. in: The GUM by Jirachi_Prime 10-24-05

Yay a pack of gum. Thancks suicide victim I need medical attention Condom....What a strange brand name Watcha doin Evil God forsaken freak of nature Yuck....Worst gum I ever had So that's where my Prothalactic Device went.

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The Australian Pokemon.

Issue 5

A deamon, an alien and a stupid robot. in: Aliens exist. by Jirachi_Prime 10-24-05

Ok. Now. No sudden moves. This gun is loaded. Yes. I knew it. Aliens exist. Those bastards at the Institution can't doubt me now.... um Mr. Alien coud you give me some proof of your existance Fuck you! Ahh, for the love of god no. Later And that is proof aliens exist Nurse Ratchet Thanks teach. That FilmTime for your meds Mr. Toombs

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The Australian Pokemon.

Issue 6

A man, An alien and a stupid Robot. in: Mantarok's calling by Jirachi_Prime 10-24-05

Wehn we last met Man, he had been possesed by a deamon. Hi, im possesed by a deamon Soon The Great Corpse God Mantorok Decides that his Broether Korne is a dick head I think my Brother Korne's a dick head Hell Yeah Lord And so. There Your cured. Fuck

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The Australian Pokemon.

Issue 6

A Man, an Alien and a Stupid Robot. in: Girl Trouble by Jirachi_Prime 10-25-05

In a Cafe Man and Alien's Grilfriends Have a Duscussion I'm Dumping Man But why We wnt to dinner last night. I offered to pay and he said yes. I'm Dumping Him because he's cheap. Yeah. I went to dinner With Alien Last night. I offered to pay but he said No. I'm Dumping Him Because he dosn't treat me as an equal. Men Just Don't Get it! Yeah!

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The Australian Pokemon.

Issue 7

M.A.S.R. . in: Tulips on your organ by Jirachi_Prime 10-25-05

Hey Alien Do you think Mantorok's heard the new Joke? Dunno, Go ask him Hey Mantarok, Whats better than Roses on your Piano? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I guess he herd it huh? Duh!

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The Australian Pokemon.

Issue 8

M.A.S.R. in: AIDS by Jirachi_Prime 10-25-05

Amy's amking me get an AIDS test. You don't need an AIDS test Why? Your sill a virgin! Yeah, But there's no way I'm telling her that! Dick 'ead

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The Australian Pokemon.

Issue 9

M.A.S.R. in: Put up your dukes. by Jirachi_Prime 10-25-05

hey, Dad Bernard says his uncle "Man" can beat you up. He did, did he? Well, we'll see about that. Hey "Man"! youre nephew says you can wipe up the floor with me.... Put up your Dukes. Oh Yeah?! I'll make you a bet smart guy! I'll bet My nephew is a bigger liar than your Dauter.

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The Australian Pokemon.

Issue 10

M.A.S.R. in: The millionaire by Jirachi_Prime 10-25-05

Why are we in a forest? My wife made me a millionaire. Really? She must be a very smart person What's going in anyway? No, not really. WTF Hey Lizard man, get out of my strip. Before the devorce, I was a multi millionaire. LOL

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The Australian Pokemon.

lol they all are funny!

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the maker of *The firends* and news 411 411: I AM ENLISH!!!! I WAS BORN IN THE US!

Thanx

Issue 11

M.A.S.R. in: Give till it Hurts by Jirachi_Prime 10-25-05

At "Intergrated Hammer Guys inc." "Man" is attempting to help his nephew. Another ofice collection? What is it this time? My Nephew's annual scout cub fund raiser! C'mon, give till it hurts. Ok. Here's Fifty cents! Hey. FIFTY CENTS! I said give till it hurts! I have a very low pain threshold. Is it supposed to hurt when I do this?

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The Australian Pokemon.

Issue 12

M.A.S.R. in: Stupid Science. by Jirachi_Prime 10-25-05

99 - 8 - 33 - 303 -2 Ah, what a specimin, I must have it. Now, I'll just... Who dares attempt to capture my most loyal servant? red - green - blue - brown - .......um.... SEX! Damn it!

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The Australian Pokemon.

Issue 13

M.A.S.R in: Rab makes hippies choke on penis by Jirachi_Prime 10-25-05

Hey, where me? You look like Man, but my scan shows different. Will you be my friend? Sex? Yay It's Man Hey, Rab let's light farts on fire.

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The Australian Pokemon.

lol

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the maker of *The firends* and news 411 411: I AM ENLISH!!!! I WAS BORN IN THE US!

Posting one comic to a post and doing it a million times over and over is cool! [/sarcasm]

You're comics are the best thing in the world. [/lie]

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

He Hari_Nezumi This is for you.

This is not an issue of M.A.S.R.

Dont't Fuck with Jirachi_Prime by Jirachi_Prime 10-26-05

Hi I'm Hari_Nezumi , I am going to attempt to kill Jirachi_Prime. hehehehe. Hey Jirach You suck. Oh yeah, well um.....I'm gunna fart on your head and light it. Ahh for the love of Mantarok. Ok kids today's lesson is...... DON'T FUCK WITH JIRACHI_PRIME!

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The Australian Pokemon.

Issue 14

M.A.S.R. in: The Thermos. by Jirachi_Prime 10-26-05

Hey Stupid Robot... Look What I got. What is it organic meatbag? It's a thermos... It keeps hot stuff hot... and cool stuff cool! What ya got in it? An Icecream and some coffee! You are a real wanker Man!

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The Australian Pokemon.

Hey Hari_Nezumi, sorry fo all those stupid comics I made about you. I just wanna be friends with every one.

Issue 15

M.A.S.R. in A terrible Joke. by Jirachi_Prime 10-27-05

I don't feel well. what's the matter Man? The voices in my head keep telling me not to listen to the voices in my head. And the problem would be? I don't know if I should listen to them or not. What a terible Joke.

Issue 16

M.A.S.R. in pair o' nerd by Jirachi_Prime 10-27-05

Hey doc, I have a problem. What is it Alien. Every night I cant sleep because when I do I keep dreaming about two computer geeks. I Know your problem. What? Your too "pair o' nerd"

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The Australian Pokemon.

Issue 17

M.A.S.R. in: Cheesy Puns by Jirachi_Prime 10-30-05

Hey Robot some people the only puns they make are about dairy products, because the rest are just too cheesy. Yeah. When they think of one, they tend to milk it for all it's worth. Usually I don't think they're gouda enough, but we could find a whey to cream off the best ones. I cheddar to think what they'll come out with next. Hey it's a Letter From Strip Creator. We are now officialy the Stupidest Comic Strip. I wonder what Tobor's Up too

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The Australian Pokemon.

Issue 18

M.A.S.R. In: Hi Mum by Jirachi_Prime 10-31-05

Man Goes to Canada to Visit His Mum Hey Mum, How's aboot givin' me a Hug Ok..... But First.... What did the Spanish Gynacologist say to the Iranian Butcher I don't Know Mum, What? *FART* Hahahahahahaha That's Funny I wish Your Father was Still Dead.

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The Australian Pokemon.