Pr0n is getting boring. Turns out there are only so many fleshy projections to rub up against into so many mucous membranes. Today on the Discovery channel I saw crabs doing it. Now that's the life! Imagine how much more interesting pr0n would be if we had a dozen legs and arms. Or what if you could use virtual reality to to directly stimulate the most primal pleasure centers of someone's brain. Fuck all this ape-on-ape shit we've been screwing around with for the past four million years. I'm looking for some brand new kicks -- ones like you ain't never seen.
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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.