What about this......
Dose it have potential?

And Now For Somthing Compleatly Different #1 by Jirachi_Prime 10-30-05

Why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty de von crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knott spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber- hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? zzzzzzzzzz

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The Australian Pokemon.

And Now Form Somthing Compleatly Different #2 by Jirachi_Prime 10-30-05

And now, Mr. Bobby Blunt will sing for us.... "Rasism Sucks" Never be rude to an Arab, An Isreali, or Saudi, or Jew. Never be rude to an Irishman, No matter what you do. Never poke fun at a Nigger, A Spic, or a Wop, or Kraut. And never put-down..... Thank you. Siiiisssssssh

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The Australian Pokemon.

And Now For Somthing Completely Different #3 by Jirachi_Prime 10-30-05

Good evening. Here is the news for Parrots: No parrots were involved in an accident on the M-1 today when a Lorry carrying High-octane fuel was in collison with a bollard. That's a BOLLARD and *NOT* a PARROT. A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved. Tabor Will Rape All Humans OK............... And while thats going on, here's a parliamentary report for Humans In the debate, a spokesman accused the goverment of being silly and doing not at all good things.........

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The Australian Pokemon.

It would if you weren't blatantly ripping off Monty Python.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Ok.... Here's two I made myself with my own jokes.

And Now For Somthing Completely Different #4 by Jirachi_Prime 10-30-05

Robin was Batman's side-kick. If Robin could read the future, he'd be a psychic side-kick. If a crazy guy had a friend like Robin who could read the future, he'd be a psycho's psychic side-kick. If their preferred mode of transport was a bicycle, he'd be a cyclic psycho's psychic side-kick. And if the crazy guy was from one of the moons of Saturn... He'd be a Tycho Psycho's Cyclic Psychic Side-kick. I'm Wasting My Life!

And Now For Somthing Completely Different #5 by Jirachi_Prime 10-30-05

Hey Doc, I've Got a Penut Stuck in My Left Ear! Hmmmmmm. Pour some chocolate into your Right ear and tilt your head on it's side How the hell will that help? Why? Grrrrrr Because when the chocolate cools, it'll come out a treat.

are theese any better?

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The Australian Pokemon.

The first was pretty neat. It garnered a chuckle or two. The second one not so much.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

It's great how it's spelled "Tobor".

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Robot backwards?

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The Australian Pokemon.

And Now For Somthing Completely Different #6 by Jirachi_Prime 10-31-05

Hi  What Would You be Wanting? Have you got any good computers.. I need a powerfull one! This computer will cut your workload by 50% Great.... I'll Take Two! ?????

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The Australian Pokemon.

A swede who fancies Monty Python?

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

I'm an Australian. But I had a Pen friend From Sweeden Once..... It was for a school project.

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The Australian Pokemon.

SHHHH!!! Keep it down! You're hurting my cred!

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