why i can't go to starbucks anymore by Hell_Bent_Cheez 10-13-05

this really happened to me except I Didn't curse Welcome to StarSmucks, our special today is the grande caramel frappuccino. What the **** is a Frappuccino? Pardon me sir? You heard me, Biscuit head. Listen Buddy, If you got something against me, I get off at 6:00, we'll settle it then! Oh, well in that case, can I have a Grande Caramel Frappuccino please?

ransom note by Hell_Bent_Cheez 10-26-05

If you want your son back, i want one million dollars in unsequential hundred dollar bills dropped in the blue chrysler at the park! What the fuck I dont have a son! Shit, I sent it to the wrong Person.............. AGAIN! Honey come down stairs!!! Your meatloaf is getting cold!!!

RCL #5:Computer by Hell_Bent_Cheez 10-28-05

Honey, Do you love me? Not now, dear, I'm busy. Please answer me. Honey.... Harold James ploteratty!!!!!!!!!! Damn it, Susan, I'm Playing Battlefeild!

Bone by Hell_Bent_Cheez 10-30-05

This bone is quite mediocre.... It is quite robusto but very dry with quite a hint of cinnamon vanilla, I intend to savor and guard this bone with my life... *nod* If you nees me I will be in the back yard burying it...

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