Seamen by Debaser 9-15-05

Yuck! This burger tastes like elephant seamen! ...

AmId

Fred goes from NFL to American Idol... Eh-bo-ny and ah-woh-reeeeeeeeee!! What the fuck, Preston! From the stomach, damn it! Sing! SIIIING!!!!!

by Debaser, 10-29-05

The insult by Debaser 10-31-05

I was just sayin'... Go burn in Hell, bitch, go burn in hell... ¡JESUCRISTO! WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT?! Oh, hello there, Vicente. Gayvin said that he's got a date tonight and he asked me if his after-shave smelled good. "It smells like sour bacon" I said. I think I may owe him an apology.

Angelica The Snail by Debaser 10-31-05

My place or yours? No, Belvin, I must say this now... I've been talking to you for less than 10 minutes, and I am already hating your guts. You are a horrible person. You are repulsive and I don't think that anyone could ever love you. For the sake of everything, don't ever talk to anybody again. Go away and die, please, go away and die. I will leave you now, don't follow me. So, what are you doin' next saturday? This may take a while, so could you please go stand over there?

The goth woman by Debaser 10-31-05

Gayvin, this is my girlfriend, Daisy. Soon you will be dead. P-pleasure... Oscuridad caliente, huh? Why, yes... Kind of a "The glass is half empty"-type.

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

Poem for The Goth Woman by Debaser 10-31-05

"Without you, my life would be dark and empty"... no... "You are the light in the end of my tunnel"... no, no, no... "You light up my night"... NO, DAMMIT!!!! 2 hours later... What are you up to? I've written a poem for Daisy! "Without you, I would like myself and the world I'm in. You are the neverending tunnel of my life! Oh, Belvin!

Bad influence by Debaser 10-31-05

What the... Gayvin. Belvin... You've got to leave The Goth Woman.

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

Come oooon :(

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

The bacon one was all right.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i liked them all . tell me what you think of mine.

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Making cheesy jokes in 5..4..3..2..poop.

I liked several of yours.

"Bone" was hilarious (Y)

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!