"And I say Kubrick's characters are more representational and symbolic than Woody Allen's! So take that!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

And just to beat Kaenash to the punch:

"Zaster posts another picture from his mom's basement. Huh duh huh duh huh huh."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"...and she said, like, 'Go put on some deodorant!' I mean, honestly! My underarms smell fine. Have a whiff..." AAAARGH!!!

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The Screen from Civilization IV, entitled '2005, when the Civlization finally ends'.

Also, Zaster's momma! huhuhuh

Life was easy in the zombie infested world of the post apocalypse before the living dead learned to wear helmets.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Things went wrong when they added "right lung" to the hokey-pokey song.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"Senator Lieberman, I don't see whats wrong with 6 year old kids playing this game. its cartoon violence"

Angel turns on his teammates in the alley.

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I has a flavor!

Suddenly, without any warning, the enemy unleashed their secret weapon. From hidden loudspeakers, at incrdibly high volume, blasted Barbra Streisand's Greatest Hits. The carnage was immediate and absolute.

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The further adventures of
this guy.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet