...so I thought I'd do something I haven't done in a while and make a couple of strips. Enjoy!

The "Don't fucking do it" Snail... by Chuckaduck 11-02-05

No one's even paying attention to me! There's no cameras here. All I have to do is grab it, pocket it, then casually walk out! Clear! I'm gunna do it! It will be mine! And for FREE! Just turn around, grab, and go!

The clear choice. by Chuckaduck 11-02-05

Oh fuck YEAH! YEAH!! ...but you can only see her in a thong and wet t-shirt this Sunday on pay-per-view.. What are you yelling 'yeah' for? Jessica Alba's going to be on WHET T: 2005 this weekend! I'd SO fuck that. You might fuck her, but I doubt she'd fuck you. Rape it is then.

The "Don't fucking do it" Snail... by Chuckaduck 11-02-05

*hic* Yur grhate! Ahm zo totilly horny rite now. hehehehe J'wunna go bak 2 my chrayler n'fuck er sumthin? *hic* Sure fuckin' thing. Let me just get my coat you fine slice of fuckable woman...

^_^

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Don't like it? Eat me.

AHAHAH!! NEW INJOKE CHARACTER! W00T!

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I dumb :D

I like them all! dude they had my comic on the front page isnt that awesome they put up bone.

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Making cheesy jokes in 5..4..3..2..poop.

The "Don't Fucking Do It" Snail is genius!

more, please!

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Now, make a THIRTY part series.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

INJOKE SNAIL!! YEAH!!!

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fff

The DFDI Snail and the FIIK Goblin must have a duel.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Or work in Tandem. Like so:

DFDI Snail and FIIK Goblin in: Supreme Court Nominees by HCRoyall 11-02-05

Harriet Miers?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

the don't fucking do it snail = you are still teh mad f00ny

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what if nigger meant kite

The Royale with cheese wins.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The "Don't fucking do it" Snail meets Babysitting Chuckaduck by Chuckaduck 11-04-05

Oh boy. *mental girlish squeel* It's Mindy tonight. I love Mindy. She's totally into it. This is gunna be great! I MADE you y'know...

I've been to this hospital. Delivered some chick's baby. by Chuckaduck 11-04-05

Okay! We've got a woman in critical condition! We need to operate! YOU! Get in there!! Right! You're not really Dr. Hartyard early for the faculty costume party are you? Nu uh.

The "DFDI" Snail meets Babysitting Chuckaduck Pt. II by Chuckaduck 11-04-05

Mr. Chuck! I'm waiting! We only have three hours before my parents get home! These Tele-tubby undies aren't going to fuck themSELVEs off you know! Seriously. Get the fuck outta my way.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

HAHA!

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I dumb :D