Why procrastinators shouldn't be in the army!

Do YOU know what happens? Captain we have to evacuate the ship. We're being attacked! Let's wait an hour and see what happens.

by CC444, 11-05-05

Critic by CC444 4-18-05

So, whad did you think? Totally predictable. How many stars you give it? Well -- it was just your basic tearjerker. I give it a two. The fact that people were actually crying should earn it three, three-and-a-half, easily. Yeah, but in your prime, you could clear the entire theatre with one of your farts.

WEEEEEE by CC444 4-16-05

Do you want food? YES!!! NO FOOD!!! I will kill you and your race. Moral of the story is:KILL ALL SQUIRELS BEFORE THEY KILL YOU----HELP!!!!! OUCH!! ASHES ASHES YOU FALL DOWN!!!

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Why am I weird.Well...............................

One, the Army doesn't have ships, only amphibious, short-range vehicles. Two, the Critic comic was the only one I found to be relatively coherent, let alone funny. (Critic was a funny comic, I'll give you that.)

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Military snob. 8)

I liked Critic best. The army one was okay, actually, but not fantastic. The squirell comic was incredibly bad -- but maybe because everyone has a comic like that. (It's too easy.)

Overall, I'd say you're pretty good. Keep it up.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002