Most of you are wondering who the hell am I and I'm here to say I'm Chaplin.
I returned full of kitten hate and ready to make you roll your eyes in disgust...
Lets see if I still remeber how to do this...

First, Hari_Nezumi Rocks! I just needed to say that...

Return of Chaplin... by Chaplin 11-08-05

Hey,John! I'm back! Anything new while I been away? Well.... My mommy hits me when I spill her Jesus juice... Have a great fuckin' Easter,Bitch!! Wow....What the hell happened to this place? You should see Baconman...

Timm learns how much is dad loves him by Chaplin 11-08-05

Dad, Why you call me home? I found out I got a rare disease and in horrible pain...So I want you to use this gun... Dad, I can't shoot my own father... No I want you to shoot yourself... How will that ease your pain? In more ways than you'll ever know...

Timm and the death of his father? by Chaplin 11-08-05

Well,Son, If you won't kill yourself then put me out of my misery... Dad...I..I can't... I'll do it. John, You stay outta this!

Timm's father has passed on... by Chaplin 11-08-05

........................ *Slurp* ....................... I still can't bloody beleive you shot my father... Yep and its not even Christmas yet...

Timm wins the lottery by Chaplin 11-08-05

John!! John!! I won the lottery!! I'm Freakin' Rich!! Nothing can ruin this day!! Your dad recently died, His baby is a orphan, your wife still hates you,and your mom killed herself when she had you. ..... When I said "Nothing can Ruin this day" I diddn't mean it as a challenge... And yet I feel like a winner.

I know I'm not as funny as Scyess or Boinky or Hari but remember, Everytime you insult a Chaplin I'll kill a baby kitten...actualy, Either way I'll kill a kitten.

Also to the person who as I quote said...
"Pornman and Implant Boy Rules!"
Pornman salutes you with all 3 arms...

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

Hey, they worked for me.

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I like them

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The Australian Pokemon.

Chaplin's back! Hooray!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Those are good ones sir. Keep em comin.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Those

were

GREAT. Best you've ever done.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Good stuff!

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I dumb :D

"Timm wins the lottery" is the best thing I've read since that text message promising a bj after work today.

^_^

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Then you noitced the text message was from blt and she killed your cat.

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I dumb :D

No, no, no. You've got it all wrong.

blt hates text messaging.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

But she did kill his cat, because she hates cats too.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.