I made more and they all really suck but I gots ta share.....

The Truth Hurts.....#5 by PuterBoy 11-06-05

I'm bored. Ya me too. What do you suppose we do? I don't know maybe run around naked in McDonalds and pee on the costumers..... Sounds gay. I'm in. Alright, I call the guy in the wheelcair because he can't run away....

The Truth Hurts.....#6 by PuterBoy 11-06-05

I'm gonna kill you soo good! (Whistles innocently) I'm gonna make you scream in pain...... ooh its gonna be bloody..... Oh, hello. Sorry I didn't notice you before. You see I was busy feeding my bulldog and loading my husbands shotgun for hunting tommarrow... so what business do you have with me? ......TRICK OR TREAT!

The Truth Hurts.....#7 by PuterBoy 11-07-05

Why not to send monkeys to space.... Alright monkey lets get out on the moon's surface! One small step for man...... Awww how cute... someone taught him the famous line! .....one giant hairy banana between my legs.... MONKEY!

The Truth Hurts.....#8 by PuterBoy 11-07-05

Hello! This is a great party the big boss is throwing! I've never seen you before! Are you in the lower B section offices? You must be becasue I know everyone in A and D sections! Wait a minute! I know you! Your the new mailroom man I hired! Great to see you! Wow I can't believe I forgot your face! I was busy with my prototype meetings to get to see you! Well, it sure is good to see you! Oh ya? Well one time I killed a man with my penis! Wow, two days into the job and I've already made a friend!

The Truth Hurts.....#9 by PuterBoy 11-07-05

FOX NEWS Gives its latest report: Hello america! Today I have a special report on: The Fight For Iraq! We all know that the war is the best thing for america and that the real hero in this whole battle isn't the soldiers..... ..it's the president. You see every second this patriotic hero is fighting to keep America safe from terrorists. Even now he is doing heavy thinking on how to best give freedom to the Iraqi people. Meanwhile the president is doing some of his "heavy thinking"... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Oh man that was good... does anyone every notice that me and spongebob both like dem jellyfish?

What a shame.

You seem to have a sense of humor in there somewhere, but your comics are just slapped out there with no thought. Work from the perspective of a 3rd person who hasn't seen the comic before and ask yourself

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[*] Does the dialog make sense the way it flows?
[*] Is the joke predictable or given away too soon?
[*] Is the joke so fucking old that you shouldn't even bother?
[*] Is the comic's sole source of humor the fact that it uses strong language?
[/list]

Be more conscious of this stuff and you'll be a better stripper.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I kinda liked #5 and #8, but listen to the one who isn't Scyess.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"Seriously those were really gay"

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

How great... We need a furrie to get the point across... Well whatever wets your whistle. =]

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